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Always reblog. No matter what furry friend you prefer, save the life of another.
ATTENTION PET OWNERS
This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this
My mom just took my dog to the vet She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure
Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful. They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.
We had no idea
We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.
Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.
Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know
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Why does this remind me of whenever I write a serious book and sprinkle in some innuendos like fucking salt
The mashup you never thought would work
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it’s also called sarcasm. really, really bad sarcasm.

ME AS A MOM
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Ahh yes, just the movies I was looking for
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<i> win </i>
1) Does not hurt rhinos
2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability
3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught
4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base
Win. Win. Win. Win.
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1) Does not hurt rhinos
2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability
3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught
4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base
Win. Win. Win. Win.
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Are the aliens at this point just like; "Fuck these guys, their all up in our shit. Let's just hide from them." And they live on Saturn. Meanwhile, on another planet; "We must hide because our planet is embarrassing." They live on Uranus
I wonder if some lifeless planets we pass over actually have life, they’ve just developed a way to camouflage their planet from predators
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Meh
You can't have a nightmare if you never dream... You can't fail if you don't succeed You can't lose if you never win You can't have undercooked mashed potatoes if you never cook them
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So I'm in this RP...
It's a warrior cats RP. So just imagine:
(We have powers BTW And my character was a past leader so she still has lives)
Fireclaw: *surround RootTail in fire*
Now at this point I'm multitasking cause I'm bored, and so I have to contribute.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *dies*
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No, she’s setting herself on fire and sacrificing herself to the gods of beauty hacks.

just burn ur fucking corneas so u don’t have to look at urself
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Messy Toddler Hair
Child Palette
Female & Male
Hat Compatible
Requires Backyard Stuff
📁 DOWNLOAD
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Photoshop Battle: Cheerful Opossum (see 10 more)
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just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were
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