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Text || Lancelot

Ollie: fuck you x 78

Lancelot: ouuuuch

Lancelot: just looking out for you :-)

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Ollie: Hey! Sorry! Cello practice ran a little late. What's up?

Lancelot: just making sure you're paying attention to the road as you're crossing the street

Lancelot: evidently, you're not

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�� “A day focused purely on me, how could I resist? I actually find it amusing to watch televisions during these sales, people get into fights over the dumbest stuff like who gets to sit on the bench to rest their legs. That's true, it's shitty as fuck to create an entire holiday founded on racism, and then act like it's about family and friends. Spotify's alright, don't use it too much though. Which is odd, you'd think I'd smarten up a bit and utilize that resource.”

—- ❝ Didn’t know such was a holiday, but hey.  All the more for you. Oh, that’s definitely true — it was quite shameful, if anything, to see how quick everyone was to leave as soon as they could following the meal exclusively so they can get to sales. Which, anyways, Thanksgiving itself? Not the best holiday due to its origins, in my opinion, but whatever. Nah, not really, though I’d guess Spotify’s more of the in-the-middle.

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@lifeonmars: A dude just tried to hit on me using the line 'Damn you're my kind of women; violently sassy.' C'mon guys, really? Pointing out the obvious will get you nowhere.

@sirlance: @lifeonmars an embarrassingly weak chat up line there

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{ TEXT // DELAINEY }

delainey: i was hoping for a legitimate answer because you were a tool before i came along.

delainey: what can i say though... i love the broken ones and i thought i could fix you.

lancelot: wow, you're so kind! and loving! your words touch me like none other

lancelot: you cant be serious? first off, when did i ever give off the vibe that i needed 'fixing'

lancelot: you should've just left me alone lmao

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delainey: bc i can't sleep, and this is more interesting.

delainey: so back to my question

delainey: why are you a tool

lancelot: i dunno, guess you made me this way

lancelot: i wake up every morning and ask myself: how can i become more of a tool today? achieve a higher level of tool-ness?

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delainey: why are you such a fucking tool?

lancelot: why don't you mind your own business

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delainey: yep, i can't deal with you. your mom was right about one thing

lancelot: glad to see we're on the same page then.

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delainey: water some plants?

delainey: jesus. you have the emotional capability of a baked sweet potato.

delainey: remember, you're the one who texted me.

lancelot: well, at least you added the sweet part

lancelot: i already said, it was a mistake. wanted delagio's pizzas number instead of yours

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delainey: actually, the relevancy of your opinion will probably never expire.

delainey: i've always valued it, and i've never heard it bc well, your mom's came out.

delainey: but i guess if you're not willing to explain.

lancelot: nothing i say's gonna change anything, so i'd rather not start shit

lancelot: just leave it alone, go water some plants or something

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delainey: i can't decide if that's good or bad.

delainey: yeah, i did. i wanted your opinion. not your moms, not mine.

delainey: yours.

lancelot: don't worry about it

lancelot: the relevancy of my opinion's long expired though

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– “Nah, none for me. I only celebrate my birthday, if we're talking about holidays. The fact that some people look forward to Black Friday more than having Thanksgiving with their relatives just proves how shallow these celebrations have become. Does anyone use iTunes to buy songs anymore? I'd go for the physical copy or downloading it illegally, none of that in-between shit.”

—- ❝ No  December hols for you, then? Hm, yes — this I can completely agree with, especially with how, like, little it actually is about the supposed meaning of it anymore? It’s more or less all about the presents and food, when it really should be all about the family and friends one has the ability to surround oneself with. Might disagree, but I can’t deny that their prices on iTunes tend to get outrageous. 

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– “Don't really celebrate the Muslim holidays either, so it`s alright. I've got no problem with Christmas itself, more with how it's been warped into an opportunity to pressure people into spending entire paychecks on gifts rather than the family and friends aspect that it's meant to represent. Plus, holiday music is fucking obnoxious.”

—- ❝ Does that mean Santa didn’t ever come to your house? My apologies, terrible whitewashing instilled habit of mine I need to break out of, shouldn’t have assumed Western traditions. However, I mean, if someone respects whichever holidays you celebrate, be it around this time or another, shouldn’t it kind of be the same? Or, at least… maybe not scaring children who genuinely believe Santa’s a real good man could be an okay option?

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– “Don't pretend you're surprised or anything, governments do a shitty job of trying to cover themselves up. Worry not, my agenda isn't purely based off trying to piss you off, someone's got quite a big head.”

"They won’t ban this but they’ll ban Mockingjay from different countries. Nice to see how the world really works, huh? —-Was that supposed to be a dig, ‘cause you’re gonna have to try harder than that to push my buttons, Lancelot."

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– “Banned or not, I'm not planning on watching it. I'd expect the forced humor to more than satisfy you, though.”

"Never said I was, dude. Calm the fuck down. I just think Seth and James are trying too hard and this movie was totally unnecessary. I’m surprised it hasn’t been banned yet."

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kipper: popcorn. you got it

kipper: okay, five bucks and popcorn. there better actually be beer though

Lancelot: like i said, it'll take an angry mob to stop me

Lancelot: i meaan the beer quality isnt all that great but we've never been picky