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@organcollecting-corvid hey it’s you about me :3

Boytoy but like he's a boy whom i toy with by cutting him open and studying him like a biology dissection project

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Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that’s a ‘Secret Government experiment’ that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That’s top tier character design, thank you.

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you certainly aren’t getting any Father’s Day gifts from the kids

Happy Father’s Day to me and @organcollecting-corvid

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We have mini! And the rats! And your fuck ton of crows! We’re dads!

Happy Father’s Day to me and @organcollecting-corvid

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Happy Father’s Day to me and @organcollecting-corvid

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YEAH I kill people for a living YEAH I’m sad my stuffies are in the wash eat my nuts

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Good

It isn’t so shrimple bain

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A New Yorker and a russain walk into a jewelry store

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It isn’t so shrimple bain

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@organcollecting-corvid hey claude

why is wanting and needing things so humiliating like yes i do need a hug so what whatever die kys dont look at me i hope you blow up youre nothing leave me alone

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I learned how to accidentally sleep on the couch from my father

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@organcollecting-corvid

wish we had more internal organ emojis

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Me and my fuckin uhhhm….. I’m not gonna try and count my family members

i prefer to think of them as my insane clown family

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@organcollecting-corvid CLAUDE I KNOW WHAT IM GONNA BUY WITH MY HEIST MONEY

Carrot Kitty ♡

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*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

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@organcollecting-corvid BABE YOU ME BLOODLETTIBG DATE WHENN??????

one thing about HRT i think is underdiscussed is the fact that if you're on testosterone, you can (sometimes) just produce Too Much Blood, and the way to fix having Too Much Blood is to Do Bloodletting. There are modern day people doing bloodletting as part of their transitions. why does no one talk about this