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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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whatever i’ll finger it all out eventually

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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

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My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.

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One day i will make or do something

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not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

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bought this for $29

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Shifting into summertime mode which is where I don't gaf about anything but 1) reading books 2) going in large bodies of water 3) wearing as little clothes as possible

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shine normal like a plain rock

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in my restless dreams,

i see that town.

puppy dog city.

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my entire august 2013 archive everybody

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Girl did you just quicksave

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lalalalallalalalalalalalaallalalalaalalaa

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theres an elderly patient that frequents the clinic i work at who's legally named Pork Chop. yes i live in missouri

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the bedtime situation is crazy