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Dream of a Mario Kart and Honkai Star Rail Crossover

I had a dream last night that I was playing a joint Mario Kart/HSR game on my phone. The cool new feature was that aside from Mario Kart and HSR characters and tracks being present, the new addition was that you could turn into a giant fist for certain sections and rocket punch into obstacles and other players

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Gosh I wish motorcycles weren’t death machines they look so fun

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Dream of playing Castelvania 1 on MS Word on iPhone

I had a dream last night that I was typing up a document in MS Word on my phone. But whenever I deleted a large chunk of text, it would throw me into a Castlevania 1 level.

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I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.

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Dream of a new Lethal Company update.

I had a dream last night that Lethal Company update 

came out. The way it worked was that -1- maps were now a lot more vertical with multiple floors and stories and -2- A player could be kidnapped during landing and trapped on the bottom floor of a map.

So during a play session, my teammate got kidnapped. Me and the remaining players went to the entrance (which looked like a cave/warehouse). We opened the door and brought out a giant drill (with a rope connected to the entrance) to tunnel straight down to the lowst level to save our stranded teammate. I took charge on riding the drill and hanging onto the rope while the other teammates stayed up top and made sure no monsters could climb along the rope and sucker punch me. I dug straight down to the lowest floor (which looked like an abandoned subway station) and saw our stranded friend who seemed annoyed we took so long to get him.

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Here’s how to tell if a language is easy to learn

None of them are easy

They’re all stupid and terrible and will kick you in the nuts

That being said

Languages similar to ones you already speak

Languages you have a lot of motivation to learn

Languages that have a lot of resources and media to watch and/or listen to and/or read

So, if you’re reading this with relative ease (aka you speak English fluently) probably French or Spanish

Do whatever you want though idk

Don’t just choose a language based on how easy it is

Unless that’s what it takes to keep you motivated idk

Go learn Frisian or something

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I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.

Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.

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Dream of eating Onion Rings off my arm during a meeting

I had a dream last night where I was in a rather boring meeting at work and feeling rather peckish. In order to eat something while not arousing suspicion, I slowly moved my left sleeve down while my keeping my underarm pointed towards me. There, on my underarm, were 3 small onion rings stuck there. I was able to secretly lean in and monch on then without anyone noticing.

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I used to have this friend who was an intersex trans woman with XXY chromosomes and whenever an argument came up that people said you need two X chromosomes to be a woman or whatever she’d be like well I have two X chromosomes and let me tell you that doesn’t change transphobes minds at all but it is pretty funny to see how confused they get.

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SHE'S GONNA GET CUT OUT OF THIS AND USED IN SO MANY MEMES

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This is just too funny

- The Eras Tour in London, England (N1) on June 21, 2024 (x)

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my face progession while looking at my teacher when they ask why i havent done my work