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Brainless Entertainment Tonight Host Confuses Jason Voorhees With Michae...

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That look.

Every woman has given that look to someone so confidently incorrect.

Also, that's a Mom look

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fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55214962

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Art historians have debated what they call a "mysterious expression" on the girl in Manet's "Bar at the Folies-Bergere" (1882) but I'm pretty sure it's just Customer Service Face

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He understood the assignment

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Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!

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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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reading terry prattchet is so crazy, cause you'll be reading about a character called something like plinko plonko and their zany exploits, and then he'll just drop a paragraph that goes so insanely hard like -

and then I just have to stare at the wall for a bit.

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yes actually that is a knife in my pocket i am not happy to see you at all.

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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

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OP: These are all my clothes (cr 亚力克山大)

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this is so wild

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Siblings, toys and violence. Great combo.

Or something I'm told

One of my favorite toys as a little baby was the purple bat here. I made my parents take the watch part off because that is NOT a natural part of a bat!!!!!!

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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

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*descends gently from the heavens on winged sandals i stole from hermes to hand you a single 3x5 index card containing a simple sentence of immeasurable power, written tidily in sharpie: ᴛɪɢᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ sᴋɪɴ *

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