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cats will see you and go hmm have you had anybody rub their face all over you yet today
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happy international mens day to the international man of food
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the price of getting fucked in the ass keeps rising and my paycheck keeps staying the same
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Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information
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bro this weed is making me so sleepy they must have laced it with a glass of warm milk
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business men meeting for the first time will sniff eachothers cards
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Anyone else feel the dread? Clap if you feel the dread
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Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
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