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what’s this? what’s this? there’s people singing songs what’s this? the streets are lined with little creatures laughing everybody seems so happy have I possibly gone daffy?

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. henry selick.

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❄️ Winter Aesthetic ☃️

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Art by Loputyn

Kickstarter

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Marvel #2 - “Leave the Demon, Take the Cannoli” (2020)

written by Eric Powell art by Eric Powell & Marissa Louise

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[Family Meeting]

Bruce: I'd like to adress the sudden rise in animosity the villains have shown towards Robin.

Jason, just back from a mission: [leaned back in his chair with his arms crossed] more than usual you mean?

Tim: A lot more.

Dick: Dami has recently decided to forget what the villains are called.

Jason: I- wait what?

Damian: [imperiously] I simply decided that memorising the names of criminals was an ineffective use of my cognitive faculties. Better I recall their behavioural patterns.

Jason: What exactly did you do?

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Riddler: [appears dramatically in a puff of smoke] Well well, if it isn't the little bird?

Robin: [coldly] Question man.

Riddler:

Riddler: It's "the Riddler"

Robin: Who cares?

Riddler: [sputtering]

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Robin: [drops down from the ceiling to interrupt a meeting between Penguin and his people]

Penguin: Great. It's the boy annoyance.

Robin: [cordially] Birdman.

Penguin: I beg your pardon?!

Robin: [without inflection] My apologies. I have come to arrest you, Mister Mumble.

Penguin: Out of all the movies you could have insulted me with-

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Poison Ivy: Oh my, looks like a little birdie has come for a visit.

Harley Quinn: [grinning] Nice of you to drop in tweety

Robin: [nods to Ivy] Daisy. [to Harley] Miss Mime

Ivy: what

Harley: [cracks her knuckles]

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Robin: [throws a batarang at clayface]

Clayface: great. a mosquito.

Robin: ...[with distaste] There is no need for insults, Mudpie.

Clayface: ...

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Robin: [calling in an arrest] Yes, I have apprehended Toto.

Scarecrow: [tied up nearby] Hey!

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Joker: [Sees Robin swinging down in the middle of a hostage situation] Oh look! it's the cavalary...'s pet.

Robin: [cordially] Mr Quinzel.

Joker:

Joker: Wh-

Robin: You are Harley's husband correct?

Joker: [furious] no!

Robin: My apologies then. I shall endeavor to use your proper name... ... [frowning] Mrs? You are wearing make-up. Is that it? Mrs Quinzel? I did not mean to assume.

Joker: [frothing at the mouth]

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[back at the meeting]

Tim: to be fair he only does it when they misname HIM.

Damian: I have a name. It is rude not to use it.

Bruce: Damian. There has been seven attempts on your life this week alone. Stop.

Damian: no

Bruce: [grinds his teeth]

Dick: Actually, what ARE Joker's preferred pronouns? Has anyone asked?

Jason: [munching down a power bar] It's Fuckface McKidkiller

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Boys will be boys

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And there is nothing that will set us free,

Except silence and inner peace,

There is a passion that we all must seek,

But we lay silent and we are weak.

There is a devil in the cold dark streets.

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Wild, got hacked

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Have you ever felt you've done your best when you were under the gun?

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What do you mean?

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With great power comes great responsibility.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (1963-2012)

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we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

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Lindsay Anne Watson

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YO HEY OKAY WHY YALL BE CONFUSING