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one of my players in the ttrpg i run is playing a character called yew

and every session

every session without fail

i will address the party and say something like 'okay, you walk into the room-'

and one of those chucklefucks will say 'yeah but what about the rest of us'

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A watermelon eating contest

English added by me :)

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I can’t fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries

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The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

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starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

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This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

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surfing flatfish! drop what you’re doing! Important!

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my son who i hate

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On tumblr bc I wanna ramble but man,

Christmas really isn’t a happy time for me, it’s just kinda, there?

Abstaining from the family secret santa bc one, catching covid meant I wasn’t able to shop for a gift anyway and two, there’s no theme and bo assigned people, it’s the kind where you buy a gift and put it in the middle and you go around and pick a present/steal and I can guarantee like, over half of the gifts will be alcohol and I! Don’t drink!

And I’m gonna sound so ungrateful but like, I know dad’s mentality of gifting money is ‘aw I don’t know what you want so here you go!’ but man it just kinda…makes me feel very unseen.

I know it’s not about what you receive but the thought and season of giving but what to do when there’s so clearly…zero thought behind it, like it’s just done bc we feel like we ‘have’ to.

Dad and I don’t even put up any decorations anymore, idk I just get a bit melancholy hearing about how festive other households get

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“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

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Gold old fashioned Christmas spirit

MST3k 3x21 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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watch that little fella go 🏃‍♂️

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pav saying "this is where the british stole all of our stuff" is something that has come out of my mouth before and for that i love him

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Ok ok ok I'm getting emotional. Lemme be corny for a minute..they had an Indian spiderman. A whole superhero who is INDIAN. Not a sidekick. Not a tech guy. A hero. Who does hero things!!! And is unabashedly, whole heartedly desi. His world is desi without being tragedy porn. Like yes show us Bombay traffic! Show us ads for zomato!!! And aunty ke saath shaam ki chai! Show us people pilled on a scooter with no regard for safety!!! Pavitr Prabhakar is amazing and I love him with my entire little desi heart.

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