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Look at my lawyer dawg im goin to jail

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boyfriends who hate your friends should be shot on sight in the national interest. friends who hate your boyfriend are a necessary part of the ecosystem. this is called symbiosis

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the judge every time someone presents evidence or asks a question or considers a possibility or has an objection

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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

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no see you don't get it,,.,. i need to roam wild,, grow claws and fur shdksjdudd pls pls ols pls PLS this smooth flesh prison feels like wearing a inside out pincushion :((((

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it's all so tiresome

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every machine girl song

*footwork edm sample* *sample from an obscure porno about chainsaws turning into big boobed horny lesbian women* I STRUGGLE WITH SEVERE . IDENTITYY ISSUES *sound of a house collapsing* *sound of demolition work* *synth that fucks your mom* I WAS THE FIRST TO FALL ASLEEP AT A SLEEPOVER IN HELL AND THE DEMONS TOLD ME TO KILL JOHN LENNON *lain sample* *robotic voice saying MACHINE GIRL.* MY DICK DOESNT WORK NO MORE *insane drum machine beat* MY DICK WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

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some people think that tumblr is all about a high follower count and getting notes, when in reality it's all about the Mets baby let's go Mets 1986 CAN happen again come on baby let's go Mets

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Knuckle tats that say LEFT and RIGH