copilotdylan

[copilotdylan]

…Was it something i said?

“People are… Biting you? And one of them is… Me. In another universe. Okay. Huh.”

“Is it enjoyable to bite you, or something? Might have to try it sometime, ha.”

- @copilotdylan

… Um wow uh- I don’t- I didn’t… I’m feeling faint, if you’ll excuse me… I should… go.

[copilotdylan]

“Ah, right… Yeah..”

“So… My psych eval’s soon, isn’t it?”

- @copilotdylan

Oh Dylan, yes it is… Why do you ask?

[copilotdylan]

so hows ur day :3

“I feel like i need another psych eval after answering these.”

[copilotdylan]

do you wipe or let it crust

“WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.”

[copilotdylan]

;3

“Jesus.”

[copilotdylan]

put us in a room together one of us is coming out inflated (spoiler alert it won't be me)

“INFLATED?”

[copilotdylan]

Let Me Milk You

“I’m putting this in my psych eval.”

[copilotdylan]

“Hm, nice to see I wasn’t the only victim of Daisuke’s need for every member of the crew to have a tumblr account-“

-@ask-the-ships-scientist 🧪(Lisa)

“Yeaahhh.. I don’t mind it though, if i can look past the, uhh.. Asks i receive.”

[copilotdylan]

its nice and YEASTY💜

“WHAT.”

[copilotdylan]

Have you and your wife ever tried “hawk tuah”? It’s a relaxing type of therapy, but it can get tuah point, just talk tuah and I’m sure she’d try it out with you! Sometimes it can make you feel like a hawk, too! Uuhh.. anyways! Talk tuah ya later!

“How do i even reply to this?”

[copilotdylan]

I hawk tuah and I wanna talk tuah

“‘Talk tuah’ therapist.”

[copilotdylan]

can i lick your prostate like a lollipop gang

“…I actually have no words.”

[copilotdylan]

can i hawk on yo thang til you tuah

“I don’t know what this Hawk tuah stuff is but i think it should stay that way.”

[copilotdylan]

ever hear of cave dwelling... 😈😈😈

“…No.”

[copilotdylan]

let me get in there 😻😻

“In where?”

[copilotdylan]

have you thought of investing in stock tuah. Get it. Like. Hawk tuah ❤️

“..I, uh.. Don’t know what ‘Hawk Tuah’ means, but.. Thanks? I’ve heard Daisuke mention it.”

[copilotdylan]

can i bounce on yo THANG💜 maybe throw a sprinkle of ass

“..You know this isn’t anonymous, right? Jesus.. What happened to, Hello? How are you?”