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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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self-described murderbot who does everything in its power to save and protect humans, especially those its chosen as family. academic research transport bot who wants to kill people so so bad please please please let it off leash just once just one time please. bonded pair do not seperate

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if u make clark kent say soda you are grossly mischaracterizing him and i wont stand for it

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“Japanese Officer looking into Port Arthur” — one of a selection of colorised stereographs depicting Japanese soldiers and camp life during the Russo-Japanese war of 1904-1905. More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/colorised-stereographs-of-the-russo-japanese-war-1905

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Perihelion in the new Murderbot short story, “in a strange mood since it had come back from its last solo cargo run”:

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delicious in dungeon :3c

available as a print in my new shop!

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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

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Incoherent screams, sound of breaking glass, alarms blaring

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The problem with sewing is that you quickly realise you have dumped lots of skill points into control thread and furthermore, there’s a lot of other hobbies that require control thread so you decide to pick up knitting, or crochet, or weaving, and then spinning happens to you, or rug making, or cord weaving, and then you turn the wrong corner on the internet and find out control thread also specs into basket weaving, and book binding, and then you’re thinking things like “I wonder if this also applies to lead climbing” and now you have A Problem

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Tell me I can’t possibly be the first person to think of this

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

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I was at the liberty museum in Philadelphia and saw this next to a stairwell

Official ominous sign

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many cats have a weird Particular Favorite Object that they obsess over. Sometimes it's a favorite mousie or sometimes it's a block of wood and then sometimes there's cats like Andre and his favorite object, a block of crinoid fossils

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okay so i just read Children of Time and i cannot fuckin get over the author suddenly deciding his sentient evolved spider species have invented monogamy just so it can be sad when the astronaut spider husband sacrifices himself for his astronaut spider wife. this is after like 300 pages of clumsily rendered spider misandry.

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"Turns out they’re just audio recordings of static. Hundreds of hours of it."

Leverage S05E03 The First Contact Job.