coquettecassdelphane

[coquettecassdelphane]

you literally have issues. if you think that frey is a mary sue that means that you yourself are basically a mary sue. suck my balls.

Frey is a Mary Sue.

[coquettecassdelphane]

Why are you supporting cheating??? Adultery is not cool no matter how this fandom makes it seem. I'm a Form T16 girl. I feel so bad for her.

Form C15 x The Muffin Man is my new OTP <33333 so sexy

[coquettecassdelphane]

yknow… i disagree with your stance on bingus but i have to respect the numbers

100 gorillas vs 1 Bingus

[coquettecassdelphane]

speak for yourself!!! i’m here for the banter. if you want a straight up dnd podcast take your ass to critical role. this is a COMEDY podcast…

also like if you aren’t here for the players’ personalities idk what you are here for.

Okay fine I’ll say it there’s way too much time before the episode starts. Like four different spin drift ads AND THEN we have to hear them bullshit about the minions movie? I’m an east coast listener and I’m just trying to get to bed on time!!

[coquettecassdelphane]

The Outskirts of Atlantis

Bubbles x Reader

Summary: Living far from the big city in a remote beach town with a father who treats you more like a maid instead of a daughter proves itself exhausting. Secluded like a bird in a cage, life is a boring slog—until a storm rolls in and leaves something behind. Or rather someONE. A man washes up on the shore, waterlogged, wounded, and entirely wrong in all the most tempting ways. He looks at you with sea-glass eyes, like he’s already decided you belong to him, and says he has a deal to make. He's odd... too kind for a warrior, too dazzling for a drifter, and far too pretty to be real. His skin shimmers like moonlight on the waves, and he smells faintly of salt and summer rain. He calls himself Bubbles, and when he smiles at you, it feels like the tide shifting in your chest. Soon, you’re caught in something ancient and aching—more than lust, deeper than fate. He’s not just here to escape his past. He’s here to claim you.

Warnings/NSFW tags: slow burn, naive!reader, reader has a mean father, manipulative!Bubbles, blood, fingering, violence, vampirism, death, nightmares, injury, biting, Angst, spit, fuckin'

Word count: 82.6k

[coquettecassdelphane]

you know i love kate as much as the next player, but as a vegan, i think it's fucked up that they didn't take the moral high road and decide to promote vegetarianism/veganism.

like the message against overfishing is good but c'mon... have a backbone... don't just say the easy message.

[coquettecassdelphane]

Ok I know they don’t have social media in Elory but you can enjoy this #tbt of baby banksy and yeesh anyway☺️

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OMG IM BEGGING DO GURGLE OR GERTRUDE PLZZZZZZ

⚒ 🚂  ┊   GURGLE   ┊ 🚂 ⚒

[coquettecassdelphane]

oh no that’s not…

⋆₊⊹ ┊  KRINOS of ARGOS    ┊ ⊹₊⋆

[coquettecassdelphane]

WHY is it always they mark severanced his peepee and never they mark severenced her pussy??????????????? more misogyny from the livoutiapod folx.

[coquettecassdelphane]

⋆₊⊹ ┊  KRINOS of ARGOS    ┊ ⊹₊⋆

[coquettecassdelphane]

does anyone else think it’s problematique that eleanor plays a non-binary character when she’s clearly not non-binary? Like the way she plays puck is clearly not capturing the nuances of the enby experience….

Like I think it’s super fucked up that puck is only non-binary because they got their gender stolen. Like that implies that they had an original gender that they no longer have IDK what do you guys think?

[coquettecassdelphane]

can we all talk about how yabbie is so nasty for fucking like half of the greek party!??? like they’re basically minors?

like they even call the livoutia party the “big girls” and greek the “little girls.”

like that age gap and power dynamic is NOT okay and we all need to be speaking out on this.

[coquettecassdelphane]

Commuting Through My Heart

(Gurgle/Jessica) Hurt/Comfort, Angsty Ending

Word Count: 11k

He fixa da train…. but can he fixa da relationship?

When Gurgle left town, he thought it was for the best to cut ties with Jessica. But now that the Elory Express has brought him back to her, he can’t help but feel that maybe they were meant for each other… But it doesn’t seem like Jessica feels the same way.

[coquettecassdelphane]

It’s not my fault that Steve Jobs didn’t invent a celestial keyboard for the material plane! Also I’m dislexic and your ableist.

can we finally talk about how the entire greek party is constantly committing micro-aggressions against bubbles? none of them have even made an attempt to pronounce his real name. like i get it, they’re my faves too but we need to hold them to a higher standard.

[coquettecassdelphane]

can we finally talk about how the entire greek party is constantly committing micro-aggressions against bubbles? none of them have even made an attempt to pronounce his real name. like i get it, they’re my faves too but we need to hold them to a higher standard.

[coquettecassdelphane]

honestly i don’t expect anything better than this at this point 😩 but if you say that gurgle is plagiarized i’ll throw myself off a cliff

i literally created golf dilf to deal with my trauma around golfing and dilfs and livoutia pod stole him. we need to cancel them.