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a "web comic" is just a spider who wants to make her friends laugh, in bugs world...
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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all
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sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason
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Job market so bad I started following my dreams
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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...
the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do
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It's always "Woah mama" but never "How's mama?"
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#this was me today blackout on a four loko at 11am#going into the woods to pee so i could keep partying#sorry for ruining the tags of this lovely image it just spoke to me so much
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The real reason the price for Dropout increased by a dollar is because Sam spent $15,000 licensing Seal’s A Kiss From a Rose btw
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"What if instead of 'GrubHub' it was 'GrubBug' and a little bug delivered ur meals" -my girlfriend in a DM
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i have 3 moods:
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whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,
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