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Alex the Soldoric
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My name is Alex and I am Transneutral and Soldoric. I am 42, am married to the greatest person on earth, have 2 children, 5 Golden Retrievers, 10 Bombays, 9 Green-Cheeked Conures, 10 Bristlenose Pleco, 8 Royal Gramma, 1 Kenyan Sand Boa, 6 Crested Geckos, 10 Desert Tortoises, 8 Long-Tailed Chinchillas, 9 Baluchistan Gerbils, 4 Abyssinian Guinea Pigs, 10 Syrian Hamsters, 5 Somali Hedgehogs, 6 Hairless Fancy Mice, 1 Flemish Giant Rabbit, 2 Tailless Fancy Rats, 5 Striped Skunks, 2 Banded Flat Rock Scorpions, 10 Antilles Pinktoe Tarantulas, 9 Monarch Butterflies, 4 Morgan Horses, 5 Bumblee Dart Frogs, 6 Green Toads, 3 Spanish Ribbed Newts, 2 Dexter Cattle, 8 Ameraucana Chickens, 9 Cayuga Ducks, 7 African Geese, 5 Miniature LaMancha Goats, 5 Kune Kune Pigs, 7 Zwartbles Sheep, 3 Blue Slate Turkeys, 3 Common Quails and 4 Mammoth Jack Donkeys! ANTI-VACCINE ACTIVIST
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Hey, Arem, how did you get so far and why go that far? It must've been something else other than just luck. It kinda looks like you were prepared.
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What a mistake.
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Me: The stars are beautiful tonight
Girlfriend: Yes they are
Me: You know who else is beautiful?
Girlfriend: *blushes* who?
Me: Pennywise
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It’s the 1st of February so .. Happy DaiSuga Day!
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Sawamura Daichi and his Developing Crush
A love story in pictures.
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like a river flows surely to the sea darling, so it goes some things are meant to be.
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if there’s multiple chris pines does it become a chris forest
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im disowning u
(via stardustkirk)
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louis: for your eyes only
niall: i show you my heart
harry: for when you’re lonely
liam: and forget who you are
me:
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me, at a department store: *sees some bath towels* hm I wonder how soft they are
me: *touches the bath towels*
me: *immediately has sudden desire to get married and move in to a nice house with my wife and buy domestic items like bath towels and soap dispensers and bedsheets to decorate my house that I will cook and do taxes in*
me: *lets go of the towels*
domestic feelings: *slowly slip away*
me:
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As you know, there are people which gender is out from binary and even nonbinary gender systems. Whose people are called anonbinary. My friend, @maflexiblemarcus , is AMAB anonbinary, so I wanted to make attraction flags for that people like Marcus. These terms are monolexic and easy for mind and tongue. Here they are!
Leramuzze[LEH-RAH-MOOZ-ZAEH](1st photo)-anonbinary who loves binary women and neutrois only.
Tilmuzze[TEAL-MOOZ-ZAEH](2nd photo)-anonbinary who loves binary men and neutrois only.
Tovelorre[TOH-VAEH-LOR-RAEH](3rd photo)-anonbinary who loves binary men, masculine nonbinary people and nonaligned nonbinary people only.
Tolarrene[TOH-LAHR-RAEH-NAEH](4th photo)-anonbinary who loves binary women, feminine nonbinary people and nonaligned nonbinary people only.
Womerekke[WOH-MAEH-RAEHK-KEH](5th photo)-anonbinary who loves binary men, binary women and androgynes only.
Tirazolle[TEAH-RAH-ZOHL-LEH]-anonbinary who loves people of all genders except binary men, women and nonaligned nonbinary people.
Rashenolle[RAH-SHAEH-NOHL-LEH]-anonbinary who loves nonaligned nonbinary people only.
Cypraette[SIP-RAH-AET-TAEH]-anonbinary who loves anonbinary people only.
That’s not all flags that I made!
There will be more flags because I’m sick and I have a lot of time!
I hope you’ll like it, my dear anonbinary people!
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Someone: *doesn’t invite me somewhere* Me: ;-; Someone: *does invite me somewhere* Me: ;-;
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Sentir que no le caes bien a nadie
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person: Are you crying?
me: no, i'm having an allergic reaction.
person: to what?
me: life...
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Yo no sirvo para socializar con la gente, pero ponganme un perro o un gato al frente.
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Reblog si tú pudiste vivir los buenos tiempos de tumblr donde no había publicidad.
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Son pocas personas con las que yo puedo ser yo misma, es decir , o hablo mucho o no hablo nada.
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Where has this been all my life?
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Kardeş kromatitler bile farklı kutuplara ayrılıyor siz hala ÖLENE KADAR BERABERİZ diyin he anam he
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