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My manager asked if I've been drawing anything recently and I didn't have it in me to explain whatever this is lol

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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i bet on winning horses

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god I love when there are full-blown festivals for tomatoes or garlic or salmon. truly what we should all be getting together to celebrate

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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Enter my Fucking Labyrinth if you dare

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

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throwback to 4 years ago when Rooney outed my younger sibling to me

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a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

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I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

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"all three members of the quartet five" endures in my head as one of the funniest jokes of all time. and it always will

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