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JACKIE: That's oddly romantic. I'd be really useless in any kind of apocalypse though so I can't.

JACKIE: OMG. LOOK AT IT'S LITTLE NOSE. 9/10 because it's definitely too cold to cuddle.

CORAL: I'd be pretty useless too ngl. My only plan is to live under water until someone else kills the zombies.

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JACKIE: Bonjour 😌 I know it's been mentioned before, but this is your super official invite to come eat ice cream and play Cards Against Humanity at my house with Princess Aurora and me Sunday evening! 😁 Between her waking up and everyone's powers being returned to their rightful body, I think we deserve to celebrate. I also have nine gallons of ice cream left and as much as I'd love to eat it all by myself, I'd rather throw a little party. There will most definitely be drinks and weed provided so all you need to bring is you and all of your friends any time after 3! If you can't make it, you're really weird for having Sunday night plans, but you do you.

JACKIE: You don't have to RSVP, but it's polite, so if you're definitely coming, send me a picture of a happy dog. Thank you in advance ❤️

CORAL: If a pretty girl is ever giving out free ice cream and I turn her down, please shoot me 'cause I'm a zombie or a drone or something. That just ain't me.

CORAL: https://67.media.tumblr.com/f7701d0618e5370472e8e72284705bbf/tumblr_og7hdrOAjI1vdj0lgo1_540.jpg

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wildecharlie:

I can’t believe I drove all the way out to Venice Beach for a weekend of surfing, to never once make it into the water.  I have to say I’m never taking my powers for granted again.  

That is a travesty. I hope you were getting laid ‘cause otherwise I don’t think anything else is worth missing a weekend surfing.

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I lost my fishing tail, but I got it back.It wasn’t very fun when I randomly flopped around in the middle of my shower, but I’m not complaining because my tail is back y’all. If you don’t know what that means, it means happy Coral is here to stay. And I didn’t even have to sell my soul to a seawitch. What’s the haps for the rest of this weekend?

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cinnastix:

WELL WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT - we’ve got something in common, you and me.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster, not gonna lie. I’m into it though.

didja miss me, nerds?

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cinnastix:

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING.

How do you know it’s not? I’m high maintenance, boo.

didja miss me, nerds?

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cinnastix:

Okay, but I’m, like, lowkey/highkey in love rn, because that’s freaking AWESOME.  And between you and me?  Au natural is always gonna be where it’s at.  Look @ you.

Oh no, you gotta stop talking sweet or I’m gonna fall in love right back.

didja miss me, nerds?

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cinnastix:

DUDE, YOU’RE A FREAKING MERMAID?  Clearly I don’t pay enough attention to people who aren’t my own reflection, damn.  I hope you get it back, Ariel.

I WILL TRACK IT DOWN and get it back to its rightful owner.  If Marlin and Nemo can find Dory, and I can find a mertail.  Or whatever it’s called, ‘cause it’s probably not called a mertail.

You bet your sweet ass I’m a mermaid! I don’t know about Ariel, though. Home girl murdered a couple clams for her bra. I like to go au natural. Yeah, you probably stop looking at your reflection when there are cuties like me around. 

didja miss me, nerds?

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fabrayrose:

I hope Raleigh gets to keep your tail, tbh. It makes him so happy.

Please do.

I don’t care if he keeps it as long as I get my own. I’m all about that equality.

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cinnastix:

Your what…?  Hold up, your tail?!  You have one?!  YOU HAD ONE?  Where did it go?  Who has it?????  are we talking, like, a tail bandit around here, or did you get all, like… power swapped, or whatever?

Clearly this school was doomed without me.  always nice 2 be missed.

No duh, I have a tail. My power is merfolk physiology, it’s kinda right in the name. One of my best friends stole it, but people think I’m a part of that power thing. I dunno. Hopefully he’ll give it back soon.

Oh, so are things gonna shape up now that you’re back? You gonna find my tail for me?

didja miss me, nerds?

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fabrayrose:

Officially over this power swap, where the fuck are my memory powers?

Usually I make people forget how to drink.  Like, how am I supposed to entertain myself at Starbucks?  

Same, girl. Where the fuck is my tail, y’know? I mean, I’m sure you know it’s with your brother but whatever. I don’t know why we both can’t just have a mother fishing tail.

If I find a seawitch to get my powers back, I’ll give her your number.

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@mermaidraleigh: HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN THE LITTLE MERMAID 2? I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE IT'S ME. I'M YOUR BEAUTIFUL MELODY.

@mermaidraleigh: also i NOW ACTUALLY AM A MERMAID SO I CAN USE THIS TWITTER NAME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@coralsjones: @mermaidraleigh 😤

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coralsjones:

cinnastix:

because you should have, and if you didn’t, i’m kind of offended.

but not, like, too offended, because i spent my halloween in f*cking Barcelona, so, like… there are definitely worse ways I could’ve spent the end of October.

Like being here… with everyone being all… weird about… their powers and shit?

I dunno.  ANYWAY!  I’m in the air, landing soon, and if there’s not a red carpet and a bunch of people lining up to hug me at the airport, I’m suing.

I’m not sure I’m missing much of anything right now, unless you’re talking about my tail, but I hope you had fun in “f*cking Barcelona”. I don’t have a red carpet to roll out, but if you want a hug I’m basically a champion hugger.

didja miss me, nerds?

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lisbonhayward:

Totally wish I had a better excuse for being offline for two weeks besides the fact that I’ve thrown myself into a PS4 coma but… YIKES.  That’s about all there is to it.

Too many Halloween game sales and too little will power on my end.

Now that I’ve come up for air, though - did I miss anything good?

Girl, you’re lucky you’ve been keeping your damn self busy. Ya girl lost her tail. What’s a mermaid without a tail? Just a girl who can breathe under water. I’ve been searching for a seawitch all damn week. Anyway, what game have you been playing?

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spiderjackie:

The cute ones are always crazy.

Then you must be insane, ‘cause girl you are fine.

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kclln:

I wouldn’t call it fun, but it definitely leaves room for hiding from my problems. And I would honestly give anything to be a mermaid, but I’m never that lucky.

I’ll let you know if I manage to find a seawitch to change me back, she’d probably be able to throw a tail your way too.

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spiderjackie:

You’re kidding though , right?

“That’s for me to know and you to never find out.” -Patrick Star.