LMFAO I HAD TO DRAW SOME OF THESE
Could you do the mercs with an s/o who is like- almost comically short?
Oh boy wouldnโt it be a shame if this anon asked me to do a size difference nsfw headcanons one next? Wink wink.
Mercs with an S/O whoโs a small menace to society
WARNING: Older bigger men bullying the ever living shit out you. (kinda hot though?)
Scout:
- Scout will not hesitate to make fun of you at every given moment. Heโs a decently tall dude so heโll manhandle you a lot. Holding you in his arms like a personal teddy bear. Overall walking around with you in his arms.
- You bite his arms when youโre bored and he flinches and goes โOw! What are you? A fuckinโ goblin?!โ (Doesnโt he know? The smaller you are, the closer you are to hell.)
- โI could probably slug you into the stratosphere yโknow.โ He says. You donโt want to test that theory.
- When heโs upset heโll pick you up, go into his quarters and lay there with you in his arms. Just like the aforementioned teddy bear analogy. If youโre screeching and biting like a fucked up chihuahua that doesnโt deter him.
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Soldier:
- Keeps giving you petnames like โBoot.โ โLittle one.โ โRat bastard.โ (Ignore that last one.) and cheesy shit like that. Treats you how a rich middle aged white woman would treat her teacup pig. Youโre being strapped to his back in a baby carrier while he rocket jumps.
- Gets incredibly rough with you on purpose. He likes seeing your squeaks and angry reactions. This guy definitely has a height difference thing. Throws you at enemy lines at like mach 20 knowing full well youโll shred them like a fucking gremlin. Or stuffs you into his rocket launcher. Pick your evil.
- Lies about you being younger in order to pay less in restaurants. He somehow gets away with this 90 percent of the time. Spy is kind of envious that he didnโt even think of that.
- โNO! WAIT! DONT SHOOT! HANGFIRE! CHILD ON BATTLEFIELD!โ He raises you above his head. Youโre unbelievably pissed. Youโre a grown ass adult. But the enemy lines somehow hesitate which abides him time to blow everyone up. He has no reason to be this smart about your height.
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Demoman:
- The first time he saw you he burst out laughing. Really hard. Like nearly fell over and shit. He couldnโt stop laughing like actually. It took him days to even approach you properly and finally call you adorable.
- Picks you up when you canโt reach something off the top shelf and instead of helping you get it, he just sits you atop the shelf and leaves you there. They have to call either Heavy or Sniper in order to get you down.
- You take advantage of your height and perch on his shoulders like a parrot. The other mercs donโt understand why Demoman has a pet gremlin.
- โErโ is my crotch goblin Y/N. Theyโre gonna bite your dick off if ye cap this point lad!โ You canโt say you disagree with that.
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Engineer:
- A romantic partner whose tinier than him? Sign him the fuck up. Cradles you like a baby and kisses your head. Bounces you on his lap to soothe you. Expect a lot of sitting outside on the rocking chair at night while he rocks you in a blanket.
- You make grabby hands to him for uppies and he feels like heโs not allowed to say no. โAww, sugarplumโฆโ He cooes, setting down whatever he was working on and lifting you up into his arms. He might tickle your tummy if youโre fine with that :)
- Picks you up by the scruff of your uniform like a mother cat when youโre misbehaving. He will stare in amusement if you struggle.
- โCareful outside on the Badlands, darlin.. Never know when one of โem damn condors might be circling you.โ You canโt decide if you want to kiss this man or kill him.
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Heavy:
- Youโre literally so small heโs scared of accidentally stepping on you or something. Always has to wiggle his way around you in the base corridors and mutter what you assume to be an apology in Russian. What you donโt know is that heโs actually cursing out the Administrator for hiring such a tiny Merc. What if you get squashed by falling debris or something?
- HE PICKS YOU UP WITH ONE HAND. YOU ARE IN HIS FUCKING FIST. YOU ARE BEING HELD LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE.
- Treats you like a fucking stress ball. scoops you up in his hands and squishes your cheeks. Lays you on his lap like a small kitten belly up. No amount of biting or awful demon noises will ever convince him to do otherwise. Chuckles lovingly at your tiny anger. โLittle, little, little. Tiny like the ant.โ He baby talks you.
- Due to your height itโs impossible to bother him. Unlike the others. You can gnaw at his ankles and scratch at his chest but he remains unmoved like a large boulder. Threatens to splat you against the wall like one of those rubber toys and turn you into a pancake.
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Pyro:
- In his point of view youโre actually terrifying. He doesnโt know why. But you stand out from the rest in their beloved Pyroland. Youโre a creature from the primordial depths of hell that has come to eat their soul. Youโre uncanny as shit.
- When they meet you for the first time it takes for godamn ever for the Mercs to finally figure out why Pyro was behaving so erratically and out of character. Engineer finally convinces poor Pyro to speak to you and it doesnโt end up in vain. Youโre actually a pleasant scary monster.
- Spies donโt scare them. Pyro can kill spies with no effort. But you? Holy shit. Sometimes he doesnโt hear you come up behind them and this usually leads to Pyro spontaneously crying because you startled them. (Your teamโs Spy is VERY envious of this.)
- You think this is great! You decide to play a prank on them by crawling on all fours down the dark hallway. Pyro looks like a deer in headlights. All tensed up like a cat attempting to look bigger. Two seconds later the entire base is on fire. You have to explain yourself to the other Mercs how this happened and itโs embarrassing.
- Whenever you kill someone on the battlefield itโs horrific shrieking mixed in with fleshy eating sounds.
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Sniper:
- Calls you stuff like โBaby bear.โ Mostly because he purposely holds you like a mama koala in his camper vanโs bed and in the sniper nests. You cling to his lap and listen to his heartbeat while he scopes out the window.
- Same as scout to some extent. Carries you around wherever he goes and holds you like a plush doll. โEasy there on the lilโ daggers, mate.โ You keep digging into his skin to hold steady.
- Growls at you when you bite him. Something about you both is evil and animalistic. Bites you back on your โscruffโ when you bother him too much. He wants to shake you around in his teeth like a fucking chewtoy but he knows full well that might accidentally kill you. Has straight up cute aggression around you.
- Sniper your furry is showing. Helen, get yo fuckin dog bitch.
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Medic:
- โWell it seems you stopped growing at a certain age. That typically is due to genetics and other factors.โ He says after looking at X-rays of your finger bones. Tracing his finger over the image of your growth plates as he squints to see better. He fixes his glasses back up on his nose and scratches his chin.
- He gives you a mischievous side smile. Itโs unsettling. He secretly finds the size difference incredibly attractive. He tells you to take the lead vest off and waves his hand dismissively when you question his creepy expression. โWhat?! It is just my usual smile. I always look like this.โ
- Youโre not convinced. You take the vest off and straighten your team uniform a bit to get yourself situated. Without warning he grabs you by the wrist as you attempt to leave. โAh-ba-ba-ba! I didnโt say you could go yet.โ He pulls you against his chest. Forcibly. His natural heat was causing your heart beat out of your chest. He kneeled down and wrapped his arms around you. Cupping a hand over your mouth. You couldnโt move.
- The way you were (in theory) powerless was exhilarating for him. He placed his free hand on your chest and marveled in your heartbeat. Really? Thatโs all he wanted? Medic let out a long pleasured sigh. โOh, thatโs gooood.โ He feels like he could potentially hold your tiny heart in a cute little decorated specimen jar but that would kill you, sadly. Canโt have that.
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Spy:
- Has unimaginable amounts of trauma from his father figure and you help him cope with said trauma a lot by being small. He deeply regrets passing by the chance of raising Scout. That in-and-itself was also a traumatic experience for him. Whenever it isnโt romantic lovey dovey adult time you lay in his arms and he looks over your adorable small body with adoration in his eyes.
- He rubs your small cheek and although heโs still frowning like always โ you know full well this man is losing his mind on the inside. This was oddly healing for him. He felt butterflies in his chest as he gave you the love that his family never gave him. Jesus christ, somebody get this man a silicone baby or some shit. And a therapist. Mostly a therapist.
- He has no idea how to baby you to be honest. No fucking clue and he isnโt great at this. He does what heโs seen people do before in public. Wrap you in a blanket and pats your back. He says nothing as he does this. โThereโs a scared little boy behind that mask isnโt there?โ You ask him lovingly.
- He avoids eye contact after you say that. Looking away shamefully. His mouth twitches. You put your head under his chin contently.
- He stalks you and monitors you on the battlefield. Ready to stab the ever living crap out of anyone who overpowers you. In a particularly rough situation with an enemy heavy he risks his own life to backstab the opponent. You batter him for being too bold and exclaim that he couldโve killed himself. But Spy side eyes you, fixing his tie and cloaking away. He was secretly proud of himself that he had finally managed to protect somebody smaller than him. To make up for all the times he wasnโt there for Scout.
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Welcome Home Oc!!!
His regular outfit digitally will be posted soon.
I don't have a name for them yet, leave some suggestions if you'd like!
First picture is still unfinished <:)
I couldn't really draw this detail in pencil, but his vest is like magic! It shows what note he's playing, even when silent.
I'll draw jt soon, promise!
Oftentimes, it will also show his heartbeat <3
Him/they pronouns, but they prefer any lol
He's Home's music instructor, most guitar both acoustic and electric. He loves piano, violin, cello, xylophone, bongos, drums and anything he can get his hands on!
He also teaches linguistics, mostly Spanish and Italian <3
Besties w/ Sally (THEATRE AND BAND KIDS UNITE)
He's living in his van behind the music academy (OUT OF CHOICE, HE LOVES SMALL SPACES TO SLEEP IN)
He's actually an electrician, but he followed his heart and pursued his passion in music!
An early bird, loves chatting with Eddie and Howdy while drinking litres coffee first thing in the morning
Insecure about his naturally curly hair :(
HE HAD A KISS PHASE, HE'S STILL THEIR BIGGEST FAN
Running gag, as seen in comic: Whenever he tries to sing by himself, he gets interrupted by the cast and their shenanigans
Hope you like em <3
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