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.hello to the most powerful mutual i have (/vvvsilly). GO BIRDS 💥💥💥💥

.HELLOOO!!!! I need 100$. AAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!! flag... something terrible is happening insode.of me

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I'm only posting about Sportsball Game on here because it is funny for me to do that on the comedy lesbian website.

Tom Brady sucks at commentary. "SEE, YOU WANNA TRY TO GET THE BALL AND KEEP IT AND SCORE SOME POINTS!" Thanks, Tom.

These ads suck. It's just random celebrities being wacky. What is that? That's nothing.

The music choices in the ads, however: pretty good. Nice playlist.

We've had flying eyebrows AND flying mustaches. ...Okay.

...Oh yeah. That Dejean interception and touchdown was cool. I think the Chief's defensive line is scared of the buffalo-human hybrids the Eagles are stampeding at them.

Shut up, Tom Brady. Jesus.

ANOTHER EAGLES INTERCEPTION??

Kendrick better shit on Drake at this halftime show. That's MY Super Bowl.

ANOTHER EAGLES TOUCHDOWN!

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.IT BEGINSSSSSS

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.8 minutes remain, fuck it we ball. GO BIRDSSSSSSS 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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I really, really hate how awful I am in regards to keeping in contact with others. I want healthy and fulfilling relationships with my friends, but it’s very hard for me to wholly invest myself. I want to talk to you, but it’s difficult for me to muster the energy to do so sometimes. I want to hang out with you, but isolation also sounds nice right now. I’ll read your texts, but I’m not necessarily in the mood to reply at the moment. Then I feel anxious attempting to reach out when I do have the energy and I am in a good mood because I feel like I pushed you away and you dislike me now, so I usually remain isolated. I feel selfish because of it. And I feel like a bad friend.

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exomemories are so funny it's like

life changing traumatic event

that one time i fell in a puddle

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exomemories are so funny it's like

life changing traumatic event

that one time i fell in a puddle

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exomemories are so funny it's like

life changing traumatic event

that one time i fell in a puddle

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Is it really?

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.I have regrets.

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pixel space probes. for your travels

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.We've once again been called out live on call. I've been told this happens often.

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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thoughts on The Horrible Ooze?

The huh? The. Wh?

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.i miss 2957. i miss it a lot. i'll be back

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It's so funny to see someone point this out to him

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Names taken literally