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I loved you then, I love you now

Core Four | Tongue Tied

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6x05

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I think every attempt to murder jughead in the jughead paradox should've worked. dilton succeeds in killing him but another jughead just waltzes right on in his place. archie strangles jughead to death and another jughead just shows up at the door, staring at a very confused betty who pauses to look between both jugheads dramatically before shooting archie in the head. there is an infinite number of jugheads and everytime one dies a new one spawns in its place.

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actually the s2 jeronica hot tub kiss was one of the funniest moments on the show because they both look so miserable the whole time. they do it exclusively to piss off betty and archie and then cringe the whole time and veronica ends it by lightly slapping jughead in the face. every season of the show should have them kiss in the most awkward way possible at least once. we were ROBBED in rivervale

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1x01 | 3x22

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the riverdale writers have this huge overpowering ominous shadow over their head that is the fact that archie and jughead are the only ones in the core four that havent kissed yet and its getting weirder the longer they dont do anything about it

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a lil betsy,,,

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riverdale invented gay people and then immediately forgot about it

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some more really excellent lines from riverdale

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veronica literally drank the poison she literally drank what she thought was the only cup of poison so betty didn't have to and then she said she loved her they literally had a mutual love confession after veronica drank deadly poison they did destiel before destiel how is everyone not talking about this literally all the time

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teenage girl sighing dreamily as she lays in her bed and writes in her diary with a pink glitter pen and when you look at the notebook shes just writing “killing and violence and killing and violence” with little hearts above the i’s over and over and over 

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riverdale’s unwavering dedication to doing musical episodes is so important to me. they did the first one and the general public was like we hated that. please don’t ever do that again. and riverdale said we’re gonna do it again. and they did and everyone said that was even worse than the first one. please stop doing this. so then riverdale said ok i see the problem. it’s that we aren’t doing hedwig and the angry inch. so they did hedwig and the angry inch and everyone said why are you doing this to us? we don’t want this. every musical episode you do gets worse ratings than the last one. what can we do to make you stop? we’ll do anything to make you stop. but riverdale didn’t hear them because it was too busy writing not one but two more musical episodes for the next season. if they ever stop doing this i’ll blow myself up

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that time sure did skip