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You know what feels amazing? The fact that this guy, this guy right here, is back.
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#[ tony stark / dyn: pepper. ] see what happens when you hang out with my exes? / you're such a jerk. / yep. we'll talk about it over dinner.#[ tony stark / dyn: rhodes. ] you don't want to hang out with me anymore. / i think hanging out with you is bad for our friendship.#[ tony stark / dyn: happy. ] sunday nights. pbs. downton abbey. that's his show. he thinks it's elegant.#[ tony stark / dyn: howard. ] no amount of money ever bought a second of time. / smart guy. / he did his best.#[ tony stark / dyn: morgan. ] was it juice pops? / sure. that's extortion. that's the word. what kind do you want? great minds think alike.#[ tony stark / dyn: peter. ] i understand. i just wanted to be like you. / and i wanted you to be better.#[ tony stark / dyn: coulson. ] i'm playing for the home team. your fabulous furry freak brothers. going to let me work or break my balls?#[ tony stark / dyn: fury. ] i'm sorry. i don't wanna get on the wrong foot. do i look at the patch or the eye? honest. i'm a bit hung over.#[ tony stark / dyn: steve. ] how were you guys planning on beating that? / together. / we'll lose. / then we'll do that together too.#[ tony stark / dyn: natasha. ] focus up. i'm sorry. did i just mishear you or did you agree with me? / oh. i want to take it back.#[ tony stark / dyn: bruce. ] dude. you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards!#[ tony stark / dyn: rocket. ] honestly. until this exact second. i thought you were a build a bear.#[ tony stark / dyn: thor. ] shakespeare in the park? doth mother know you weareth her drapes?#[ tony stark / dyn: clint. ] clint you've had a tough week. we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.#[ tony stark / dyn: loki. ] this usually works / well. performance issues. you know. not uncommon. one out of five.#[ tony stark / dyn: harley. ] i'm cold. / i can tell. you know how i can tell? 'cuz we're connected.#[ tony stark / dyn: yinsen. ] thank you for saving my life. / don't waste it. don't waste your life.#[ tony stark / v: im. ] i came to realize that i had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up.#[ tony stark / v: im2. ] 'prone to self-destructive tendencies' i was dying. please. and aren't we all?#[ tony stark / v: avengers. ] the avengers. it's what we call ourselves. sorta like a team. earth's mightiest heroes type thing.#[ tony stark / v: im3. ] we create our own demons. who said that? what does have even mean? doesn't matter. i said it cause he said it.#[ tony stark / v: aou. ] don't compare me with stark! he's a sickness! / aww junior. you're going to break your old man's heart.#[ tony stark / v: cw. ] i'm trying to prevent you from tearing the avengers apart. / you did that when you signed.#[ tony stark / v: hc. ] so to become an avenger. is there like trials or an interview? / just don't do anything i would do.#[ tony stark / v: iw. ] if thanos needs all six. why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?#[ tony stark / v: eg. ] what we needed was a suit of armor around the world! remember that?#[ tony stark / v: etc. ] let's just not come in tomorrow. let's just take a day. you guys ever try shawarma?
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#[ ooc. ] you can call me anytime. i'll put you on hold. i like to watch the line blink.#[ ic. ] you experience things. then they're over and you still can't explain 'em? gods. aliens. dimensions. i'm just a man in a can.#[ answered: ooc. ] you have reached the life model decoy of tony stark. leave a message. / it's urgent. / so leave it urgently.#[ answered: ic. ] sir. agent coulson of s.h.i.e.l.d. is on the line. / i'm not in. i'm actually out.#[ psa. ] obviously you can quote me on that. 'cause i just said it.#[ saved. ] what am i even tripping for? everything's gonna work out exactly the way it's supposed to. i love you 3000.#[ memes / prompts. ] if there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.#[ crack. ] i don't want to harp on this but did you like the custom rabbit? / ... did i like it? / nailed it. right?#[ et cetera. ] actually he's the boss. i just pay for everything and design everything. and make everyone look cooler.#[ self promotion. ] you know; it's moments like these when i realize what a superhero i am.#[ other promotions. ] i told you: i don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.#[ visage. ] 'mr. stark displays compulsive behavior.' in my defense. that was last week.#[ robert downey jr. ] i take some pride in representing myself exactly how i would like to have my son remember me to his kids.#[ meta. ] i should put it in a lockbox and drop it to the bottom of the lake and go to bed. / but would you be able to rest?#[ mini study. ] you start with something pure. exciting. then come the mistakes. the compromises. we create our own demons.#[ essence. ] it's not about me. it's not about you either. it's about legacy. the legacy left behind for future generations.
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