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There's a lot going on here.

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sorry i forcefemmed your favourite minecraft hardcore challenge youtuber. yeah i did it in 100 days

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just ate a rather ambitiously flavored chip that made me go WHY?? out loud

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are you real dog where is the rest of you you too small you should be hiding in the hole near any wall

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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"boycott it on launch and buy it the next day" so....a boycott where you buy it anyway after the one single day you refrain from purchasing it?

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why do they have the same hairline

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trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

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I've been reading vintage house cleaning guides as part of my current hyperfixation deep dive (the 1950's were a hellscape for women and the expectations were utterly fucking batshit, more at 11) and have come to the conclusion that very few of these people owned a dog that was able to produce the sheer amount of shed fur that a Great Pyrenees dog does.

'Vacuuming once a week will lift dirt and soil from the floors!'

Ma'am if I don't vacuum daily there are fur tumbleweeds in this house. Your baseboard cleaning routine is fucked and I'm never going to iron the fuckin fitted sheets the way you insist I should but in this one way I am WAY more meticulous than you.

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.

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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance