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#50 in 6 mins#but i only know them bc i know every single country and then decided to learn the states after#and im usamerican
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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"
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a cornered rat will bite the cat (from the proverb 窮鼠猫を噛む) 🐀
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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.
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this is the funniest fucking thumbnail and title combo ive ever fucking seen im gonna say baldness revolution forever now
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