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i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much better

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“Makima would call you slurs” absolutely brainless take. Makima would tell you she’s got your back and to let her know if anyone’s giving you trouble, then quietly out you to your most homophobic coworkers. She’d make a vicious public example of them right before they crossed a socially acceptable line, filling you with relief but further isolating you. When the whisper campaign forced you out she’d hug you a little too hard at your going-away party and murmur that she wishes you the best. Six months later when your savings are running dry she’d show up at your doorstep and explain that she was just in the area and thought she’d invite her old work buddy out for a drink. She’d be wearing the same white dress shirt even though it’s pouring rain and you’d go along even though your girlfriend is due back in less than an hour. At the izakaya she’d tell you she heard about a new job opportunity that she thinks would be a great fit, as long as you don’t have any other commitments right now. You’d ignore your girlfriend’s texts to listen to her. It’s in a new town. You’d have to move. She needs an answer before the end of the night.

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it turns out there’s a sixth love language

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i love having special little letters... ä ö ü ß bitch

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ay yo mr white i know its a tough subject but ur at that age where regular prostate screening is recommended so i looked into some resources and got u this brochure

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My first act will be passing a 100% sales tax!

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Alicent shitposting

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nature is healing

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

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tumblr migration isn't necessarily bad. imagine all the new people mistaking parody accounts for official company accounts again

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louis plotting to kill lestat but then re-falling in love with lestat but then still killing lestat but then refusing to burn lestat but then dumping lestats body in the trash but then putting lestat in one of the coffins that locks and unlocks from the inside

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louis, this film d'animation shows a little rat cooking soupe de pomme de terre et poireau perfectly, come take a look....what a fascinating rat....and you say you want to eat them.....

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Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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