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Poor children....

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how come it took me until now to look at Rouxls' uniform and go Wait a minute

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Interesting how we have a name with no face and a face with no name in Deltarune.

Mike is notoriously theorized in the fandom so much, that in the newest chapters of Deltarune there’s an entire parody fight dedicated to a fake Mike, only to reveal that it was a group of imposters who also have no idea who Mike really is. He’s a name with no face.

But we’ve been FOOLS. It’s been staring us in the FACE the whole time. The cat theme… microphones..

There’s one character this whole time whose real name has yet to be revealed… a character who has always wanted to ACT, but lurks in the background…

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After all. ACTORS ARE ALWAYS MIC’D UP.

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So how meta is the game going to get I wonder

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the construction workers have something to say

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even if it kills me

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shocking how much of writing is putting down a sentence and then thinking, "okay, but now a less shitty version of that"

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In The Garden, for giant robot’s Fruit and Veggie show.

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Vivipary in Tomatoes

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I could never have a child because they’d hear me calling my cats things like “fatbaby” and “gaylord” all the time and their vocabulary would get them expelled from every preschool

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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I absolutely adore him ☁️✨

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The come-down from doing a good deed is crazy. Like I think I could rescue a baby from a burning building and 30 minutes later I’d be like, “Idk was it cringe of me to run into that building like that? The baby didn’t even seem that happy to get rescued. Honestly maybe the baby started the house fire and I interrupted an important life lesson.”

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Cant stop thinking about the words i immediately blurted out at an abortion protestor who asked me what i thought about abortion was "i would get aborted every day if i could" and i just kept on walking

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Bebe pepper inside a pepper…🫑²

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HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH