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Fucking imagine school fights in schools with only magical students

Someone’s using fire and missing EVERY shot. A rock just got flung across the halls. Punches are being thrown. The cameraman sucks ass. Someone’s flying their phone to get a birdseye view of the fight. They’re charging 8 dollars for the vid. A fire extinguisher hit somebody in the head. Blood’s on the floor. Some hair is falling out. There’s a fucking wolf. The guard got knocked unconscious by a dreamwalker so the fight could keep going. 3 people got pickpocketed by a Stealth. Multiple people are yelling “worldstar” and they’re not even recording. A fire alarm got pulled by accident. The fire from earlier made the sprinklers go off and a water elemental is using it to drown somebody who stole their pencil. The fire department came and the staff are more focused on not letting them inside to keep covert than they are on stopping the fight. A healer yelled “CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!” and got punched into a locker by the Stealth who’s pickpocketing people. It’s insane.

The person who got hit by the fire extinguisher died from blunt force trauma to the head. The funeral’s on Wednesday. Randall was arrested and is being tried with 2nd degree manslaughter.

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the redacted actor au is actually my favorite thing ever

Redacted Actor AU(since people enjoyed the last one)

Damien's actor actually had to use real fire, causing him to have slight skin irritation.

The inversion was the hardest to film due to the number of backup characters, stunt doubles, makeup, and how hot and loud the set was.

Kody's actor was cut from production, so Kody had to be killed off during the inversion (his actor wouldn't show up for the kill scene, so Kody had to be implied as dead).

Huxley's actor was immediately cast as Huxley due to his size compared to his co-stars.

Sweetheart's actor is a music artist, and it shows during scenes when they're with Milo's actor.

Darlin's actor and Alexis's actor genuinely don't like each other.

The non-canon scenarios are actually deleted scenes, and the AUs are a spinoff series.

Gavin got an incubus tattoo underneath his navel, and nobody knew about it besides FL's actor.

Darlin's actor goes from wearing the traditional black leather jacket to wearing Sam's flannels later in the season.

Sweetie once passed out on set.

Guy's actor randomly sings during filming, but it never gets deleted or refilmed because it fits his character.

Lovely's actor did the math for Vincent's age while they were hanging out and randomly looked up at his actor , saying, "You're 40?!"

Milo's actor has a bunch of cat items in his trailer for Aggro, plus a bean bag chair for SH's actor (they're always in his trailer after getting ready for filming).

Xavier's actor had to leave to pursue a calmer career, and everyone made bracelets for him before he left after shooting the inversion (he stayed for the rest of filming even though he wasn't playing Xavier anymore).

The episode before Vincent died was actually an older episode when Vincent and Lovely's actors were slightly younger (Lovely didn't have an official nickname at the time, so they were just known as "the person who sat next to Vincent on the ride").

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tank “will you still want me when i’m nothing new” shaw and sam “you’re the closest to heaven that i’ll ever be” collins

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NO WAY!1!1!! BRAM STOKER IS A REDACTED FAN??!??! IS THAT WHY HE MADE DRACULA A VAMPIRE?!!?!112

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DAVID MEETING FOOL!DAVID WOULD BE INCREDILEEEEE

here is the official petition for erik to make a crossover audio series where the canon characters meet the fools!verse version of themselves.

all in favor, like and reblog

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david is violently lactose intolerant

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this is pack beta asher talbot on a daily basis and i cannot be convinced otherwise

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Blessed with Guy’s ability to rant, cursed with Laskos stuttering issues…lock in with Gavin’s insecurity of too much or too little.

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Darlin coming out of anesthesia 

Darlin: my mate he’ll get upset if he sees you touching me like that on my chest

Sam: I am your mate

Darlin: 😦……..

*Heart monitor starts going crazy*

Darlin: ……Sup



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ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BOSTON ASHER FROM BO—

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YESYESYESYESYES

say you won't let go - james arthur

david and angel vibes???!!

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DROP EVERYTHING NOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Have i mentioned how Sparks Fly is literally Sam x Darlin??

“The way you move is like a full-on rainstorm, and i’m a house of cards.“

“you’re the kind of reckless that should send me runnin’ but I kinda know that I won’t get far“

“you find i’m even better than you imagined i would be“

“i’m on my guard for the rest of the world, but with you i know it’s no good“

And the southern accent too. Like it cant get any better.

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I NEED THISSSS ERIK PLEASEEEE

I don't think there's that much content about Darlin and their relationship with the pack, solstice and fam game nights are cool but it'be a wholesome audio of just the four of them doing shit similar to the stuff they did as teenagers.

Or it could just be Darlin and Milo! They never got an audio with just them in it! David being there is optional. Or all four of them shifted? My ideas stop there 😔

MORE SHAW PACK WITH DARLIN IN IT PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Angry Wolf

platonic! Darlin + David

Tw: yelling, cursing, punches are thrown, bad anger management, Christian.

Set at a pack meeting where Christian says something that pisses off Darlin, a few punches are thrown and David gets involved. Just what did Christian say?

its a pack meeting. That's all it is, there no need to have anxiety, Sam will be waiting at home after, and they can just watch a movie with him. There's no need to have anxiety right now.

David is stood by the door, they give him a small nod in greeting, beelining to the back wall of the den where they usually hide for pack meetings. David doesn't mind, as long as they're present. Darlin let's out a small breath and pulls out their phone, looking through their few pictures of Sam that they have to make themselves look busy.

They tense as Christian makes his way toward them, they don't want to deal with him right now, all that will come out of it is a fight with how their anxiety is right now.

"Still talking to that leech are you?" He sneers. They ignore him and continue to scroll through their pictures.

"I guess you didn't learn from the last one did you? They're all the same Wallflower, he probably works for that Quinn guy, getting close to you for Intel? Have you thought that maybe, just maybe he's no different-" he's cut off by a sharp punch to his nose. Darlin's phone is now on the floor, the room silent as they seeth, eyes practically on fire with the anger raging inside them.

"He is NOTHING like Quinn, and you'd do well to get that through your thick fucking skull Chrissy..." They can see as he thinks for a moment, then decides to take the stupid route.

"did you fucking PUNCH me?! What the hell Tank?!" He grunts, nursing his bloody nose with a gentle hand, his eyes now glaring back as he throws a punch straight to their gut. They grunt and swing, hitting him in the temple. He falls to the ground, a yelp falling from his lips. The expression Darlin is making at him is a mix of angry and annoyed.

Christian snickers as he stands again, wiping his nose as it continues to drip.

"or maybe you just like being a fucking chew toy? Maybe you like it when those leeches give you attention. That's what you want right? You don't love this new one. You love the attention he gives you, isn't that right?" Darlin growls and straps forward, their fist flying straight into his gut, knocking him down again. They follow.

As the two of them fall to the ground Asher rushes over, attempting to pull Tank off of Christian, failing as he can't get around their flying hands. He huffs as he gets an elbow to the stomach as collateral of being so close.

David walks over, no hesitation, picking Tank up by their waist and throwing them over his shoulder. Enduring the painful punches they give to his back as they scream. He brings them to a separate room, one to the side of the main room of the den and puts them down. They plop ungracefully onto their butt. They quickly stand back up taking deep breaths as they try to reign themself in.

"you can yell Tank. I know you need to. " They blink and let it all out.

"FUCKING CHRISSY. WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?!" They pace around the room, staying a safe distance from David, who is blocking the door. "He doesn't know ANYTHING about me- he just- how could he just-" they take quick, deep breaths, they're trying to keep themself from crying. David frowns, they've never done this before after a fight.

"I'm trying! I really am! I'm better now-! I- I ask for help now! I DONT- I don't run off, I don't go and get in random fights! I'm doing better! Right? " They turn to David, their hands shaking, voice trembling as their eyes full with tears.

"....right...? I am getting better right..? I'm really trying David.." they drop to their knees, still trying to gather their breaths. David walks slowly to them.

"Tank....im not good with words, you know that, so this is going to sound like shit..." He huffs at himself

"you are. You are getting better. I know you're trying, I can see it, everyone can. All that work you've put into bettering yourself is not for nothing. I promise. Christian is just....an asshole."

They huffs a small laugh, now fully crying as they curl into themself.

"I just want to be accepted David. That's all I want...I'm really trying this time. I- I just want Sam..." They hate being this vulnerable, they want their mate.

"I'll call him to come, I don't want him to take you home just yet, okay?" David steps out of the room to go call Sam as Darlin stays curled on the floor. Someone walks in and they pull themselves tighter together, they don't know who it is and they don't want whoever it is to know they're crying.

"Hey Tanker....David doesn't really do hugs, and I know you don't either sometimes, but I think one would help right now.....can I hug you? Please?" It's Asher, he is speaking low, his voice quiet as he kneels about a foot away from them waiting for confirmation. They nod and he scoots forward, carefully curling his body around their curled one. They stay like that for a few minutes.

There's muffled speaking outside the door as Sam finally arrives, they can hear as David explains what happened to him and Sam asks where they are. He's let in and is by their side in seconds.

"Darlin..."

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I've got Redacted second gen brainrot so have my thoughts for the kids of the pack.

Shaw: Marcus and Angelica, 4 years apart. Marcus, shifter, is the oldest of the second generation kids and takes over for David. Angelica "Angie" is unempowered, works as the security receptionist but does writing on the side.

Talbot: Matteo, unempowered. Manages the business end of the security company.

Greer: Rosa, Giovanni, and Alessia. Two years between each (Rosa was 4 and Gio was 2 when Alessia was born). Rosa, shifter, becomes beta after Asher and works as a junior investigator at the Department like Sweetheart. Gio, shifter, works as a male model (taking the pretty genetics in stride). Alessia, stealth, is an up and coming DJ and is the youngest of the second generation kids.

Collins: Carrie and Jason, twins. Both elementals, Carrie is a freelancer, Jason a gravitron. Both fully work for the security company.

In terms of age: Marcus is the oldest, Matteo and Rosa are a year younger than him, Carrie and Jason are two years younger, then Giovanni is three years younger, Angelica is a year younger than Gio, and Alessia as the youngest.

Carrie and Marcus have been together since high school, Rosa teases them about being an old married couple relentlessly.

Angie has a massive crush on Matteo but refuses to tell him, has only told Alessia and has sworn her to secrecy about it. Marcus and Matteo both take after their fathers and Marcus would have her head if he found out.

Alessia takes after Sweetheart and scares Milo like she's getting paid for it. (She actually is, Sweetheart gives her a dollar every time she gets him, has since her powers manifested)

Carrie and Jason are purposefully named after horror movie characters. Why? Because Darlin is petty and Carrie and Friday the 13th are the only horror movies they've ever successfully sat through. They also both have subtle southern accents they've picked up from Sam.

All the Greer children are ridiculously pretty. The rest of the second gen kids are jealous. Gio uses it to be an absolute heartthrob. (And he gets called out by his sisters every time he does cause they know to see through his bullshit)

Alessia has been taking dance classes since middle school, she's quite good at it.

In human form, Angelica is the fastest of the second gen. Claims she learned from being chased by her older brother for her entire childhood.

Marcus is a carbon copy of David but he has Angel's eyes. It's the only way you can tell them apart from a distance.

Matteo has a scar that splits his left eyebrow and barely misses his eye from when he got a little too high on adrenaline during the solstice party one year and accidentally got into a fight with a deer. No one knows how or why and he refuses to explain. Something about his dignity.

Was this stupid? Yes. Do I care? No.

You are gonna take my bullshit and you are gonna like it >:D

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YES OMGGGGG I LOVE THAT SONG FOR THEMMMMM

Thinking about Sam

A thought I just had: William dies, Alexis invokes Sam, and tries to stage a coupe against Vincent, driving him and those who support him, including Porter, Fred, and Bright, out of Wonder World.

This basically causes a war, Alexis and her supporters versus Vincent, Darlin’, Porter, and the entire Shaw Pack.

During the final battle, Darlin’ is fighting Sam and trying to reach him through the invocation. When they start to quietly sing they and Sam’s song, they start to see him trying to fight back against the invocation.

Asher, Porter, Fred, and Bright hold Sam back as both Vincent and Darlin’ go up against Alexis.

Quotes:

Porter to Alexis: “You can trance him, invoke him, whatever you like. But that will never, ever, make him love you.”

David to Vincent: “Vampire or not, Sam is a member of our pack. And you are our friend. We will help you however we can, I swear it.”

Darlin’ singing to Sam: “Been the kind of guy girls’ mommas don’t like, running with the wrong crowd most of my life. ‘Cause I’ve been wrong about a million time but I’ve got one thing right…”

“You.”

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songs i associate with redacted couples

i’m going to repeat songs throughout the series because they all can go with other couples

first off we have: sam and darlin

cowboy like me (taylor swift)

sun to me (zach bryan)

all your’n (tyler childers)

would that i (hozier)

young and beautiful (lana del rey)

yellow (coldplay)

washington lilacs (zach bryan)

iris (the goo goo dolls)

j’s lullaby (delaney bailey)

till forever falls apart (ashe ft. finneas)

this town (nail horan)

the good i’ll do (zach bryan)

head over boots (jon pardi)

spotless (zach bryan ft. the lumineers)