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#the first one has been me for the past two days#going to school? rain. coming back from school? more rain.#the bros are mocking me for my baby pink umbrella#got told I was the kind of person who would own a llama umbrella#I miss my orange shithead umbrella but. alas. I lost it as one does#im not Bengali enough to own a long black umbrella (im not Bengali at all)
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If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.
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this is a book series that will have you rocking back and forth and ripping your hair out and bashing your skull into a wall but then you have to look someone directly in the eyes and say yeah it’s about a fake sport with fake drugs and also the yakuza is involved
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i don’t usually make these kinds of posts but in the tags tell me what symbolic imagery you associate yourself with i’m curious. personally i associate myself with dogs, eyes, the color red, and wings.
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I NEED more cool earrings
#I have a bunch of my mom's college-time earrings now and they r so cool#I have a pair made of glass#I have too many butterfly earrings for someone who has a phobia of the real things#I had an allergic reaction to one of my pairs of star earrings and broke the other so.#man. earrings
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
#missing the train....#NOT FUCKING MISSING THE DILLI TRAIN STATION I HATE THAT PLACE#god the Delhi train station.... saw someone brushing their teeth there... its ok they were well dressed I think its ok#I do not like Delhi actually
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
#this is me every time I had to step out when I went back to the grandparents#I dont think I was exhausted or anything anymore actually I just blame it on the heat fuck that shit actually
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog





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Do you know how your parents met?
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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14
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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying
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