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Time and energy, time and energy, more time and more energy and more land spent on this "precious" crop. Mutated by "accident." Sure...

so i learned yesterday that theres a tiny plot at the corn research/breeding nursery i work at thats full of what the breeders call “zoo corn”??? its like. corn that got mutated by accident when they were breeding and they just kept the lines as separate varieties bc its interesting to see and might come in handy some day (it doesn’t get bred into other stuff or developed, just kept in the zoo plot for display). zoo corn includes:

-”bloody butcher corn”: corn that has red streaks all over the ears 

-”rainbow corn”: corn plants that are covered in red streaks

-”glass corn”: the breeders say this exists but they dont have it at our facilities??? its corn thats normal corn but the yellow pigment in the kernels got mutated, so the kernels are literally just translucent 

-”lazy corn”: corn plants with the protein that helps keep them upright mutated so they grow straight and then when they reach adulthood, they bend all the way over in graceful arcs. like they’re perfectly fine they’re just having a good time on the ground

-”hosta corn”: its corn but its short and bushy and has square stems instead of round stems 

i love my mutated corn babs they are beautiful and good

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Of course, Dennys, which has gained the trust of the public as a corporation, normalizes the use of corn. You may think you’re in control of how much corn you’re consuming, but you can see that you take it in by both body AND mind. Should we say ‘corn’-poration? I think we should.

What are those before and after corn photos on your desktop?

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Interesting theory but the truth is most crop circles aren't made in cornfields. Usually it's barley or wheat. Figures, since no person would knowingly destroy the crop that powers the nation *eyeroll*

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

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Of course there's some sort of field for worshiping corn. It's not like we get enough propaganda in our lives encouraging us to eat it or enough of it already slipped into our food. This is a prime example of what is wrong with America.

Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues

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Corn

Ever notice there’s corn in everything lol?