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fuck w me

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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Listen man by not voting for Jill Stein you are handing Trump the presidency, there is zero chance of Biden winning and your democratic purity politics are going to make the orange man win again. Vote green no matter wheen

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TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

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The funniest thing about getting a colonoscopy that no one explained to me is that they just give you like ten pictures of the inside of your ass (or intestines) and now I just have those. Around. To do with as I please. Kinda incredible.

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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

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captain...

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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Checking tumblr while under a tornado warning may not be the wisest move but by god it’s the one I’m choosing.