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If Junior had stayed adopted by the Rays

Caroline: But you're WRONG!

Junior: That's why you're the dumbest in your class!

Caroline: That's why you don't have a girlfriend!

Junior:.... I'm about to end your whole career. You know Santa Claus isn't real, right?

Caroline: What?

Junior: "wHaT" Hm?

Caroline: WHAT?!

Tiffany: Why would you say that?!

Junior: Nah, cause she had it coming!

Caroline: Chucky?!

Junior: OH DON'T CALL CHUCKY NOW

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Frodo: Sam, go ask Rosie out!

Sam: Mister Frodo she won't like me....

**A few totally normal years later**

Sam: And also Rosie is pregnant again-

Frodo: SAM YOU ALREADY HAVE NINE

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I honestly view Mommy/Marie and Huggy both as victims, and I don't think people talk about it enough.

They are still starving kids trapped in the hell they thought they would be escaping from years ago, now working under a much bigger threat that could easily tear them apart with ease.

Not to mention the emotional and physical turmoil of the physical pain of those operations and the thought of never being viewed as a person anymore, not viewed as themselves anymore

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Witch-King of Angmar.

Oh I am FUCKED

Merry, Eowyn, please end my suffering.

Which Tolkien character will you be handcuffed to for the day?

Will you enjoy your day or will you barely survive it? *cackles evilly*

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So yeah my Lord of the Rings watch is going well

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Glen: Nica, this is my partner!

Nica: Oh my gosh, Hi! It's so nice to meet you!

Glen: **partner** this is my Aunt Nica!

Nica:.....

**A few hours later**

Kyle: Oh fuck, what happened? Why is she crying?

Andy: I don't know, she just came home and hugged me and won't stop!!!

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Yeah... It my birfday

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(Being dragged away to my cell) THE THREE FROM 'DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED', THE FNAF KIDS, AND THE KIDS FROM POPPY PLAYTIME BECOME A FOUND FAMILY AND ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER-

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My husband asked me what I wanted to do this weekend because Tuesday is my birthday….

Tomorrow we're gonna watch the director's cuts of all three Lord of the Rings movies.

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I love how almost everyone in the Chucky fandom took one look at Kyle Simpson and just said:

"That woman likes women."

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(Little Andy adopts Alice funny moment)

(They are shopping, and the employee takes Alice's stuffed animal to scan)

Alice: GERALLLLD!!!!!!

Kyle: Alice! Re-lax!

Alice: BUT SHE'S TAKING MY HUSBAND!

Everyone in the store:.....

Andy: IIIIIII'll meet you in the car....

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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I'm seeing all these "Would You Fall In Love With Me Again" edits and you know what? NOT A SINGLE SHREK ONE.

AND THEY DID FALL IN LOVE OVER AND OVER AGAIN

(Yes I'm including the musical damnit)

And what has Fiona done her whole life...?

Wait. Wait for her true love for YEARS.

"For..... YOU"

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I hope all my people on the ace/aro spectrum had an amazing day, you guys deserve it!

🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀

Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity 🖤💜

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I saw you too like Poppy Playtime 4

I would like to apologize in advance for being shamelessly into Harley Sawyer (fuck them kids /JOKE I FEEL AWFUL FOR DOUGHEY TOO)

Honey, don't apologize for things you like, as long as you aren't into the kids, you are FINE lmao!

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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Got bored, made a Wizard of Oz OC.

Meet Dolly, a wind up doll who was supposed to be a beautiful dancer, but many don't like her because she doesn't smile and it makes them sad so they often avoid her. (Her mouth is supposed to be similar to a ventriloquist dummy's)

She joins Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion, and Toto on the yellow brick road to meet the Wizard of Oz to get herself a smile, and with her new friends she learns she doesn't owe anyone a smile, she can show happiness in other ways, and people can mind their business.

I even wrote her own "If I only had a-" Song!

I'm not sure where I'd put her Wicked-wise, we shall see. I need to draw her!