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I feel like I've been here before...

[ID: eight ms paint drawings of eerie empty spaces. in order, they are: a wood panel hallway with a portrait of jesus on the wall, a movie theatre hallway, an indoor waterslide, a hallway with checker floor and an ajar door, a barren mall, a store aisle that fades into darkness, and a large room with nothing but lights, carpet and support beams. end ID]

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character reference sheet reintroducing vex, my most prominent splatoon oc

splatoon ruined my life. completely. its premise of a world where humanity wiped out itself and then a new humanity of sea-creature people repeat all the mistakes of the old humanity exactly, with no signs of learning or improvement at all, puts me into profound existential sadness. on a personal level, it's gotten me majorly into marine biology, the japanese language and art, and no matter what i do now, i'll always associate those things with splatoon, and with sadness.

how do i stop taking it so seriously?

whoever you are, i hope you can use this character in a way that provides you happiness. put him to better use than me.

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character reference sheet reintroducing vex, my most prominent splatoon oc

splatoon ruined my life. completely. its premise of a world where humanity wiped out itself and then a new humanity of sea-creature people repeat all the mistakes of the old humanity exactly, with no signs of learning or improvement at all, puts me into profound existential sadness. on a personal level, it's gotten me majorly into marine biology, the japanese language and art, and no matter what i do now, i'll always associate those things with splatoon, and with sadness.

how do i stop taking it so seriously?

whoever you are, i hope you can use this character in a way that provides you happiness. put him to better use than me.

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“it’s unrealistic for all the characters to be queer” maybe your reality is just fucking boring. literally my entire friend group is queer, we travel in packs

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The duel

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A good rule of thumb whenever a non-fiction author has "Dr." or "Phd" next to their name on the cover is to check if:

Their doctorate is real and from an accredited institution

Their doctorate is relevant to the subject matter of the book

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200% on the Kickstarter already? Amazing!!!

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still trying to figure out my style with the horses 👀

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How does it feel having a curly shorthair sheep walking around in your house?

Sometimes threatening

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dedf1sh

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no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.

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how about you stop talking about girl math and girl dinner and start talking about girls kissing and girl love.

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"are you transmasc nonbinary or transfem nonbinary" actually i'm hitting you with my laser beam, hope that helps.

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It was never about "fairness." They're punishing trans teenagers for existing. Most chess tournaments aren't even gendered.

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feeding my salamence one ice cube every day so she can develop an immunity to Ice Beam

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