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hopital

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

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it’s national coffee day, the celebration of the most used psychoactive substance in the world, (caffeine) used by 80% of adults in america.

edit: (caffeine is the most used substance, not coffee, had to specify

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tell me about y’all’s mob vote opinions.

i still haven’t decided:

crab: drops a claw that allows you to place block (and maybe hit?) further. also he can walk on sand walls!

armadillo: drops scutes, like turtles, and can be used to make dog armor!

penguin: like a dolphin, but makes boats faster instead of swimming. (maybe make ice boating EVEN faster?)

lemme know what you think and why

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so glad nfts are worthless now. (poll below)

had a couple people i knew who were into those, constantly talking about how “gArY v DiD iT with just a pen and paper” (and also 10,000,000 people who are will to pour hundreds of dollars into him)

always knew they’d be worthless

for those who don’t know, 95% of nfts are now worth 0 ethereum (or 0 usd)

glad this was thing is finally leaving forever, good riddance.

🫡

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why did she sign off with that

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this tumblr thing seems cool.

think i'm going to try it out. i like that it doesn't promote reposting for your own likes or whatever. (also the algorithm's workings.)

y'all (people of tumblr) seem pretty chill as well. (what do y'all call each other?)

anyways if there's anything i should know, fill me in. see you around.