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Alarm cock is this anything

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I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

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tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

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So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once

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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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Get 'em

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Do you know how hard I’m resisting not pressing boop 1000 times every time I see it by a random username on my dash

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sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

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Cookie clicker ass website

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I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

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I hate to give it to staff but they did snap with the booping thing. This is the "enrichment in my enclosure" thing we keep talking about, I feel like a bear that recieved a block of ice with pumpkins in it

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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

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when u get anxiety medication for the first time

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Expositor.