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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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hi i’m auditioning for the role of Edgar Allen Poe and i’ll be singing the opening of ‘That’s So Raven’

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To everyone who doesn’t live in a state where there’s currently snow on the ground or isn’t colder than jack frost’s dick today: fight me.

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Updog

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pro's of being color-blind. #life xxxcuntbiscuit9001420911xxx

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#neverforghetti

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*gets hurt in video game*

me: ow

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The top yak at my school right now I’m dying

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“Bostonians have accepted their fate as Canadians.”

Sweet firepit tho.

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OMG xxxcuntbiscuit9001420911xxx squarran

Things I wish my mom had told me:

To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.