corrupted-banana
corrupted-banana
Smarter than the average banana
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humor blog. if i find something funny, or if i think something funny, it goes here.
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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I’m a classy gentleman who likes cartoon horses so I only eat at m’cdonalds
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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I've played this game and it is really good and creepy
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sixpenceee this is an indie horror game called “The Last Door”. I bought it from the IOS App Store, for abt $5SGD, but it can also be played online for free at thelastdoor.com
Despite its simple graphics, this is a game that effectively utilizes atmosphere, sound, and narrative to give players a creepy and unnerving experience. Sometimes the solution to a puzzle lies in what you hear and not what you see. Play this with headphones on or with the volume up.
There are a few jump scares, but they are used sparingly and well. The game heavily references Lovecraft, as well as Poe, and there’s also a bit of a Silent Hill feel to it.
The screencaps above are taken from the first episode. You play as Jeremiah Devitt, who goes to his friend Anthony Beechworth’s house only to discover that something is terribly wrong. What follows is a search for the truth, run-ins with mad men, murderers, and a sinking feeling that your fate is catching up with you…
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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Its bark
Stay tuned for more tree puns
You know what the best part of a dogwood tree is?
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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You know what the best part of a dogwood tree is?
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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when someone takes a drink of your food without your permission
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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sluuuuuuurp
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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This was launched in 2011 in the region to meet customer demand. Since then, McDonald’s has hosted over a dozen wedding parties and expanded the service from three restaurants to 15 [x]
Source: http://www.mcdonalds.com.hk/en/parties/wedding-party.html
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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The best ever episode of catfish
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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happy easter
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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yur a wizar hry
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im a wot ??
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a wIZER
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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Thats a spice meatball
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corrupted-banana · 10 years ago
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An orange peel versus an open flame
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