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never fight fair, that’s not how you win. expect pain, expect to get hurt. and if you’re surprised by the pain, you just lost. // ind. priv. sel. MAXIMUM RIDE of james patterson’s maximum ride series. penned by hales. ©

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                                  THE LAW IS ANNOYING, BUT IT IS ALSO FLEXIBLE.                                                                         cred. prev. quipsfast. est. october 2016.

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nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

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@galaxiqs​ said: Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. ( theo )

 hand  rests  on  his  hip,  butterflies  fluttering  in  her  stomach.  they’d  never  been  this  close  before  and  she  was  terrified.  the  last  person  she’d  trusted  enough  to  be  this  close  to  had  broken  her  heart  in  two.  she  didn’t  know  if  she  was  really  ready  to  let  someone  in  again.  theo  had  swooped  in  and  made  her  fall  hard,  and  after  weeks  of  thinking  about  it,  she’d  finally  decided  to  make  a  move.  her  eyes  searched  his  face  for  any  sign  that  she  should  stop,  and  when  she  didn’t  see  one,  she  pressed  her  lips  to  his,  soft  lips  colliding  against  each  others,  and  in  that  instant,  everything  felt  right  in  the  world.  even  though  everything  was  going  to  shit,  she  was  content  to  wrap  herself  up  in  him  and  ignore  the  rest  of  the  world.  she  was  breathless  when  she  finally  pulled  away,  a  goofy  grin  on  her  face.

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ok but @restingpout using tommy for jules... and me using dove as an alt fc for emma... we’re winning

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Softie ♥︎

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SEND A HEART FOR A SPECIFIC KISS.

Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 💝 for a plationic kiss. Send 💞 for a awkward kiss. Send 💓 for a heated kiss. Send 💟 for a delicate kiss. Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss. Send 💘 for a static shock kiss. Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.

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im baaaaaaack

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                                  THE LAW IS ANNOYING, BUT IT IS ALSO FLEXIBLE.                                                                         cred. prev. quipsfast. est. october 2016.

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embarrassinglydevoted‌:

“then maybe me and her should go somewhere else,” he replied. he knew she deserved the suspicion but at the end of the day as the only adult ashdown left outside of idris cameron was now responsible for taking care of her and that would come before even his friendship with emma. “because she might as well be in prison if you’re all just going to constantly treat her like that. she came with me because she realized what they were doing was wrong, and that has to be worth something.”

❝ i didn’t say i’d treat her badly, i said i’d be keeping an eye on her. can you expect anything less? ❞ she asks, lifting an eyebrow. ❝ she can stay. you both can. in fact, i’d like you to stay. but i have to be wary of anyone coming into the institute — my home, the blackthorn’s home — because just like you’d do anything for your sister, i would do anything for the kids. ❞ she loved the blackthorns more than life itself and, just like jules, would do absolutely anything for the younger children. 

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embarrassinglydevoted‌:

“Paige– Paige is a kid, and she may have stood with the Cohort but everyone other than me in our family did. She came with me instead of staying with them.” His younger sister was all he had left and while she may have made mistakes he firmly believed she could change. “Just give her a chance.”

❝ that’s not an excuse for shadowhunters and you know that, cam. ❞ she says, rolling her eyes. they started training when they were kids. they knew better — the history books were all right there. they knew what joining the side of evil meant. ❝ she knows well enough that joining the dark side isn’t good. i don’t trust her, and i’m going to be keeping one hell of a close eye on her. ❞

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CALLOUT GENERATOR. 

emma carstairs is cancelled because they like watching Youtube let's plays, they're terf-phobic, oh, and don't forget, they wore a down with cis shirt and beat up my friend. Blocked.

tagged by: @embarrassinglydevoted tagging: @satanbound @stagchange @lcvelettered @meddlingheels @runegiven

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💝

it’s dramatic, but she doesn’t care. as soon as emma hears clary’s voice from the foyer, she’s taking off, down the stairs, a huge grin on her face. ❝ clary! ❞ she exclaims, throwing her arms around her friend, and giving her a kiss on the cheek. ❝ i missed you. ❞

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Send a Heart for a Specific Kiss!

Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 💝 for a plationic kiss. Send 💞 for a awkward kiss. Send 💓 for a heated kiss. Send 💟 for a delicate kiss. Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss. Send 💘 for a static shock kiss. Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss. Send 🖤 for a forced/harsh/firm kiss. Send 💚 for an eskimo kiss. Send 💙 for a spiderman kiss. Send 💜 for a quick kiss. Send 💛 for an air kiss. Send 💕for good night/morning kiss. Send ❣️ for a kiss to a specific spot. <insert location> Send 💑 for a first kiss. Send 😍 for a surprise kiss. Send 💋 for a random kiss. <receiver’s choice>

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every time a new show comes on 

me: i wanna make a new blog for _____ character  also me: bitch you have enough