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little spamtenna thing i had swimming in my head the past few days

edited the art to change tenna's stray pixels to a discoloration thing! wanted to do warping like anon suggested but couldnt figure out how to simplify it in a b&w sketch HAHA

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deltarune chapter 4 is the kinda game that makes me wanna write shit like this

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their relationship is something we mortals won't comprehend

this one is just a quick summary of Hellsing lmao

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♱⃓ MORE Alucard Headcanons ♱⃓

SFW!

You all can’t get enough of him. Enjoy!

♱⃓⏾ Alucard is a mysterious man, and he also enjoys observing people. This curiosity over time has led him to morphing through walls just to spy on people. He got pretty good at being completely silent while observing others, but of course Integra always knew when he was watching her. He typically morphs through the ceiling, taking his glasses off so he can effectively watch without any reflections indicating that he’s there.

♱⃓⏾ Specific wines are important to Alucard, because they’re one of the few non-blood things he can drink. Red wine is one of his favorite drinks besides blood, and he is quite thankful he’s able to drink it. Integra acquires a very specific kind just so Alucard can be content.

♱⃓⏾ Alucard will write on sticky notes and stick them around just to tell Integra something. He’ll sometimes do it to Seras, but mostly to Integra. The notes will say stuff like, “I need more wine” or “More blood, please.” Sometimes he’ll doodle a shitty drawing of her so his chances of getting what he wants heightens.

♱⃓⏾ Surprisingly, Alucard is good with kids. At first he’ll watch the kid to see the kind of behavior the child displays so he can match that energy with them. He’d definitely be forced to have a tea party or his nails painted, or maybe a game of hide and seek, which he always wins that game. He’s better with little girls because he believes that keeping track of little boys is rather difficult.

♱⃓⏾ Alucard likes rain. He likes to stand outside and let it fall on him. It reminds him of his days centuries ago, so he’ll sit against a tree and just stare. He’ll come back in the organization sopping wet, which Walter has to clean the puddles he leaves behind (sad).

♱⃓⏾ (yay Vladcard hc) Vladcard is very particular with his facial hair, and he likes to shape it up perfectly quite often. He’ll even use his sword to shape it up on certain occasions. He also trims his hair sometimes, keeping it at a length he likes. If it gets too hot, he’ll put it up in a pony tail.

♱⃓⏾ Alucard tries to never take his gloves off, they conceal some power within him because he’s had them for a long time. Of anyone tries to steal them or take them off, he gets rather livid with the individual. He has an attachment to them, and has had them for centuries. Integra drew the symbol on them when they first met, and Alucard drew some on it as well.

♱⃓⏾ Alucard breaks his glasses a lot, to the point that Integra has multiple duplicates of the same glasses. He breaks them mostly from him getting into fights a lot, then falling and him just stepping on them, or Alucard just loses them. Luckily Integra has many spares for him.

⏾ He sometimes plays chess with Seras, (though he always wins) he enjoys it greatly. He likes to challenge her to see if she can finally beat him. He tries to play chess with her every other day of the week.

I have written so many Alucard headcanons it’s crazy.

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Practice.

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Beach day.

Yes the yellow ribbon is a gift from Dizzy

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widehead

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honestly one of the funniest things about this gotta be that, even after all that, people seem to still canonically think rouxls is hot. its just an extra layer of funny to me if rouxls somehow fits the dark world standards to be a hot long-haired twink but hes just such a fucking loser nobody likes him anyway

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ａｒｅ ｗｅ ａ ｂａｄ ｐｅｒｓｏｎ？

Thank you Hellsing Abridged giving one of my favorite moments in the entire series.

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I have achieved Enlightenment

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People did the same thing in Undertale, blaming Toriel for leaving when her husband was grieving and "abandoning her kingdom" right after said husband declared war on an entire race, a child of which they had raised as their own. Asgore is a wonderfully nuanced character but like. He still sucks. For all his love and care, he is also, objectively, a deeply desperate and cowardly man unwilling to let go of the past. People just give him far more grace than they do Toriel because he is more openly sad and pathetic, whereas Toriel is more prideful. Granted, she has many of her own issues, but Asgore in both games has objectively done far worse than her, and woobifying him only serves to strip both their stories of what makes them so compelling.

wish asgore (specifically deltarune asgore) fans were more willing to accept the fact that hes a creep. and its ok to like him while still acknowledging that hes a creep. i know it gets played off for comedy a lot but his behavior towards toriel isnt even borderline stalking and harassment, it just Is that. in ch2 he had some plausible deniability but in ch4 he literally waits behind a bush to fucking jumpscare her after church bc he knew he wouldnt get a conversation with her any other way. meaning hes fully aware she wants nothing to do with him anymore.

regardless of if their separation was based on a misunderstanding he still needs to respect her boundaries. theres No reason he couldnt just do his investigating privately and only approach toriel once he gathered sufficient proof--and even then she wouldnt owe him a relationship. URGHH the way people talk about them so differently just makes me mad. asgore is not an innocent family man who only wants what's best for everyone. he cares deeply about his family of course but his actions are invasive and selfish

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hate them i hate them i hate themi h

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Bonus:

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Can we talk about how much Spamton must have actually cared for Tenna? It’s hard to imagine the spiteful little man cares about anyone, but it actually seems like he did at one point. If you go through the S-rank minigames, you’ll know Spamton seemingly was going to give Tenna the secret behind his success, of what made him a Big Shot. Spamton is the greediest, most self-centered creature known to man, and yet he was willing to tell Tenna that? Actually insane. Not to mention the Tropics of Love or the entire room just for fan mail. Also I know a lot of the Spamton Tenna divorce stuff is mostly a meme but given that the Spamton Sweepstake wedding ring page links to a thing about Tenna and that Spamton possesses an item called the Thorn Ring, can we be so sure it is a joke? Your honor I rest my case

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real celeste fans make fun of her and consider her a loser. i love my gambling addict girlfailure. girlie thinks she has kyoko level intelligence while at the same time saying the culprit (chapter 1) must have cleaned the room to make sure there was no trace of the victim even though the whole body was in the bathroom lmao

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chap 5 leak ralsei is gonna be away like 3 hours and you enter a room n find em doing this