Sadie/Charlie. 27. They/she/he. Local history enthusiast, illustrator, & lesbian with a weird gender. art blog is @sclappin (formerly petitelappin)
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A second FenHawke commission, this time in a modern high school AU. I find the idea of lacrosse captain Hawke extremely charming, personally.
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
#david byrne + st vincent in shelburne vt (thank u vpr free concert series)#my last Concert was either the mountain goats or narcissist cookbook + bug hunter but they were the same week so i do Not remember#but i went to a local show two weeks ago that Wasnt My Thing but i was volunteering at the door#which was secret boyfriend + barbie.ai anf a few other local acts#i dont have plans for a next concert rn but maybe the violent femmes when theyre in town?#favorite is always changing but currently its eve6 + we are the union at the wilbur
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Loving this letter that one deeply hilarious National Trust employee was clearly tasked with writing to dress one of the rooms at the property we visited today:

I'm sure they never anticipated Dr Tall Gf and I, who spend half an hour minimum in every single goddamn room, and will therefore notice every single thing, including your funny little jokes!!!
(Letter reads:
Fourth Dec. 1772
Dear Brother,
Whilst I am most delighted to welcome you to my home I must also let you know that quite recently I did engage a local artisan-builder to undertake the plasterwork here at Mompesson House. I have had many wonderful ideas for the plasterwork: to whit, peaches, Inigo Jones and Alexander Pope, King Midas, shells, a Green Man who is most distinctive, the Goddess Athena, a lady with the head of a cornucopia, a Large Eagle, several sundry fruits as well as the aforementioned peaches, and so on. Suffice to say, it will be most grand but also cause a lot of mess. Anyway, my great hope is that one day the plasterwork will be so historically significant that it will pass onto some kind of National Trust that protects buildings and their furniture and so forth. I am sure the employees of such an institution would be kind, generous, thoughtful, attractive, most engaging and witty, probably extremely sexy and certainly in general a delight to be near. Visitors of the future witnessing my noble plasterwork will be so grateful that they will no doubt spend plentiful money in the tea room and secondhand bookshop I should think.)
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“More fanmail.”
see I will always believe BOB was spelling Cooper's full name with the letters, it makes more sense to me than his own and fits nicely with Cooper being so fucking doomed.
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seems a little unfair that I’ll never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there’d be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything
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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you
#thinking about vivienne........#who isnt even mean or rude TO YOU#shes so polite and chooses her words so carefully and offers to introduce you to her tailor
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Esther Sarto (Danish, 1992) - Night in the Red Room (2017)
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
#i miss btpsm bc i had so many of these esp justin. justin and i said such unhinged shit to each other.#slowly geo and i are getting there though. geo is nearly Work Friend.#i feel like i could say whatever to leo but my spanish vocab is dogshit so i cant express it. i just make dramatic faces and he laughs.#this is bc even when there is a language barrier old men find me charming and hilarious
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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.
#literally im not feeling threatened by ai and i dont think its the end of the world. its just like.#so much of whats marketed as ai is such vastly different stuff from one another and its like#u really want to use the aura of prestige of the tech that can detect cancer cells to upsell me on speech to text
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you really can reach a point with transgender enlightenment wherein you can attribute any bodily feature silhouette and detail to any gender regardless of typical cisgender aesthetic connotations. anything can be a man's body if the person in it is a man. anything can be a woman's body if the person in it is a woman. anything can be a genderless body if the person in it is genderless. and so on. the only thing that matters is the personhood within and whether you are willing to look and know and see it. open your eyes. keep trying until you no longer flinch or turn away in shame or anger or confusion.
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i got really into crystal light and mio when i had to get groceries by train and buying a big thing of juice was out of the question logistically, so having a little tiny portable container i could buy to turn water into a juice drink was the next best thing
and now its to the point where we ran out for a bit and ted noticed my water intake observably drop and then like triple the instant it bought more
#messages from the ouija board#i love mio. i love a futuristic little pod.#they were also great when i worked in historical interpretation bc they fit so neatly into a pocket under a gown#and u couldnt tell through my opaque beer bottle that it was full of Blue Raspberry
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Genuine friendly summer reminder for my fellow fat people.
We have more body than skinny people so we also contain more water and therefore need to drink more. 2 Litres is something skinny people need to drink we need more. I aim for 4 litres a day.
While any waterbased liquid is good try to not drink all 4 litres in coke or soda. I absolutley do recommend sport drinks or similar things. Fat people like us, or at least me, sweat a lot in this heat even without sport. Refill those electrolytes. Your body will thank you.
My go to drink at home is a 2 litre jug of water with just enough store bought raspberry or orange syrup that it has a taste thats not water.
Please stay hydrated in this heat and take care of your body. Its the only one you have.
(If you clown on fat people in tags/replies/comments I will hunt you for sport)
#i swear by stuff like crystal lite and mio. just a few drops of one of those helps me get so much more water into my day#and gatorade is good. i feel like light blue is The Most Restorative but i think thats purely psychological
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