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just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

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Honestly Ming Fan deserved to be situationally homophobic. He’s a bully but I don’t think he’s generally a homophobic bully, but for Lou Binghe? Someone should’ve bullied him for it. In a modern au Ming Fan would’ve been able to clock it, he was just doomed to be in a historical setting

EXACTLY. He sees two men holding hands and he has to stop himself from throwing up and they go "wtf are you homophobic" and he's like "NO you just reminded me of that time I walked in on that b e a s t giving shizun a handjo- oh I'm gonna be sick."

Bonus points because I personally think Ming Fan sees Shen Yuan as a father figure so it's like. You know how people will say "I'll fuck your mom" as an insult? Ming Fan at Bingqiu's wedding holding back tears because oh my God binghe is fucking my mom

Ming Fan would be like GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD NOT BE LEGAL! And everyone gives him dirty looks but he's crying "if it becomes legal shizun will marry that ugly little dog!!"

Yingying: I got a girlfriend!

Ming fan: I'm happy for you shimei. I might have had feelings for you in the past, but I will support you as your shixiong

Everyone: ???? Didn't you say homosexuality was a crime against nature??

Ming Fan: NO. *points at Binghe* I said THAT HOMOSEXUAL was a crime against nature

Okay okay one last thing I'm gonna add is this:

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a litlle comic about scars

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for what comes next

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i’m not sure how to draw him yet here are some sketches

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"leftovers"

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some people read this as mithrun being slutty but i'm 99% certain it's about vehicular manslaughter

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How i see Wei wuxian leading the band of disciples through out the book:

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special thanks @flamelscross

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Another gorgeous Trigun fanart by ridingatiger (deactivated x.com)

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hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

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Seireitei Smashability Showdown: Round 3, Match 240

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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Hey did you guys know that in rock climbing if you're the first person to climb a route, you get to name it? And that there are no exceptions or caveats to this rule?