I'm the Corvid Detector! I... detect Corvids I also speak for them caw Caw b-tch also yes my images are mostly blatantly ripped off of google I give credit when the @is on it tho!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Are you going to SawCon this year?
Sawcon Deez nuts <3
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Annual reminder that Germany openly flies trans and Gay flags at airports, and multiple bus stations in major cities
Immmmjustsayiiiin
-NO CORVID-


This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation
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I've done it folks
I'm on my way to secure a ALWAYS work from home job-
I'm about to love my life istg
(there are CORVIDS involved)
[since I'm at home, get it?] XD
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-cough-
No corvid detected-
I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
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I summon you people to join.
Anyone really
@strange-nerd-boy @spaghettihell @corviddetector @fordsken-spirit @rachelsblue-hairbrush @seekerofcrimson @atomic-waste-of-time @iburntthewateragain @fyodors--ushanka @grim-reaper-offical @whydousernamesevenexist
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Honorary corvid 🥺 - @defective-duck-detector
U cute quack
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Oh I live in Germany
I just... Don't like writing German
It cringes the hell out of me for some reason
I was born in the town I live currently xD
I wanna see which of my moots are adults and which ones are minors, I think most of them are minors like myself but idk
@strange-nerd-boy @spaghettihell @corviddetector @fordsken-spirit @rachelsblue-hairbrush @seekerofcrimson @atomic-waste-of-time @iburntthewateragain @fyodors--ushanka @grim-reaper-offical @whydousernamesevenexist
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"The Arkham Knight saves Master Chief from Elmo while holding Gnome for the achievement, no clickbait, gone wild???"
I wanna see which of my moots are adults and which ones are minors, I think most of them are minors like myself but idk
@strange-nerd-boy @spaghettihell @corviddetector @fordsken-spirit @rachelsblue-hairbrush @seekerofcrimson @atomic-waste-of-time @iburntthewateragain @fyodors--ushanka @grim-reaper-offical @whydousernamesevenexist
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I believe it's one of the really old ones
Like "why a deagle? It's Wednesday"
I wanna see which of my moots are adults and which ones are minors, I think most of them are minors like myself but idk
@strange-nerd-boy @spaghettihell @corviddetector @fordsken-spirit @rachelsblue-hairbrush @seekerofcrimson @atomic-waste-of-time @iburntthewateragain @fyodors--ushanka @grim-reaper-offical @whydousernamesevenexist
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Me whenever I actually read German:
Es ist zwar nicht lustig. Aber dafür sehr informativ
Ja ja ja. XD
I wanna see which of my moots are adults and which ones are minors, I think most of them are minors like myself but idk
@strange-nerd-boy @spaghettihell @corviddetector @fordsken-spirit @rachelsblue-hairbrush @seekerofcrimson @atomic-waste-of-time @iburntthewateragain @fyodors--ushanka @grim-reaper-offical @whydousernamesevenexist
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-inhales-
I'm gonna say it.....
-HAMMER TIME-
-cute corvid detected-
-im taking him-
It's dangerous to go alone...
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Wait did I send the fellow German bird on anon. (currently having the flu, soo.... Brain not present) - @defective-duck-detector
Get better soon quack <:3
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.... Fellow German Bird detected - @defective-duck-detector :O
And btw, yes you sent this twice >^>
U funny birb
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.... Fellow German Bird detected - @defective-duck-detector :O
German quack!
-honorary CORVID detected, I think-
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One of them, that's for sure xD
I wanna see which of my moots are adults and which ones are minors, I think most of them are minors like myself but idk
@strange-nerd-boy @spaghettihell @corviddetector @fordsken-spirit @rachelsblue-hairbrush @seekerofcrimson @atomic-waste-of-time @iburntthewateragain @fyodors--ushanka @grim-reaper-offical @whydousernamesevenexist
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Snailifier I think I found one of your followers
@snailifier snail this! haHA!

the noble decomposer
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-CROwmch CruNcH CrAck- goes the bumper
... And do not drive as the crow flies- you see
We can fly up. You can only do that with a ramp- for a very limited amount of time xD
-corvidae mentioned-
-corvidae detected-



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