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xB: (reading chat) Did I ask Keralis if he loves his new sparkly bushes? I-I tend not to talk to Keralis about his bush. It's just-it's-it's a thing? That like, I don't...feel is any of my business...so. I just, you know. There's some things...you just, you just, you know. Best-best left unsaid.

xB: (reading chat) "You respect the--" right. You can admire his bush. You just don-you don't talk about it, y'know? It's just one of those things. You just. You don't do that. It's like urinals--there's-there's an etiquette.

xB: (reading chat) "Wood ye--" well, obviously. But, again, it has to be--you don't ask for your friend's wood, okay? They gotta be like, "hey. Here's my wood. Would you like it?" (three seconds of silence) Obviously. There's etiquette. It's like I said, it's like--urinals. For-for-for dudes. In-in the bathroom. (five seconds of silence) Like, if there's three urinals, you got one guy at the left one, right? And there's nobody at the other two, you don't walk up and go to the middle one. Like that's just--you don't do that. You just don't do that. You go to the one on the right.

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Cleo: (reading xB's chat message) "Cleo is one of the most welcoming Hermits from the day i joined. Topmass just wanted me to (Cleo breaks into laughter) build stuff for him." (six seconds of Cleo collecting themself) I...I don't know about that. Kin-kinda harshing my vibe here...X--xB. It's just, (disagreeably) ooh.

Cleo: (reading chat) "Out here learning the truth today." (disagreeably) Ooh. I don't know--I don't, I don't know if that's the truth, I just think--I just think xB is-is...biased. I don't know why you would be biased towards me, but, you know. (reading chat) T-thank you, thank you xB, I "turned super mean and evil, and now scares you, totally." Yep, I'm glad I scare you. That's my plan. Always been my plan.

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need a shirt like this

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xB: Ah, somebody--who's got really big eyes--said that...um. If I let him stay here...he would get me, uh, villagers for...trident stuff? But. We can see, he built--a ship--crashed a ship into my base--and then peaced out again. (twenty four seconds of silence as xB wanders around Keralis' base, going into one of the tents, and then glancing up at the sign that reads "HUMBLE BASE OF SIR KERALIS" which he then changes to say "HUMBLE BASE OF SIR Vacationous" before speaking again) Sir Vacationous.

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new draw the squad just dropped 😌

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damn I think Luke has gotten taller

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off season edit :D what a fun little play :D

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The fact that Tom on his knees almost comes up to Luke’s shoulders

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The perfect screenshot doesn’t exsi-

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not sure if this has been done before

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"When the wind does blow To and fro You must get your shit together And fuck up them hoes"

- AJ, Inside the Mysterious Cube

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it's really such an experience to go from "oh this is really cool wow" to "aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it" i cant even pinpoint when it happened

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I will never look at red flannel the same and I’m so okay with that

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Hi guys and welcome back to my blog! Right now it's Thinking About The Blorbo Time, which you already know because I'm on this site,

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I love how AJs name has been distorted to the point where you can replace the "A" with anything and not only will I still know who you're talking about, I will also have a very clear image in my mind of what is going on. It doesn't even have to be one word. Like, I-wish-this-was-a-joke-J. If you tell me that you can't picture that AJ in your mind...I'd be shocked. Gesture-J. Flamboyant-J. Anvil-just-fell-on-his-head-J. The possibilities are endless.

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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Something that never gets old is in genre when someone suggests comedy and they go "we're trying :("