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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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fig disintegrating biscotti with her mind

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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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(ɔ˘ ³(ˆ◡ˆc)

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Thinking again about the time my aliens class was discussing conspiracy theories and the professor asked us to call some out and I, thinking simultaneously of both flat earthers and the "moon landing was faked" people, confidently shouted out "FLAT MOON!" and sent the class into hysterics

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Music is all we have

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This one is for all the siblings out there.. My condolences.

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a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

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a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

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it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

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