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Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life

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some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

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Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

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they just came out with a new type of guy that freestyles about geological phenomena on reddit

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i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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Wow I really am out here rawdogging life huh, no prescription drugs no nothing just me, my weed and cigarettes and vaping and liquor and jacking off and eating food and cutting myself and burning myaelf, and gambling, and my coke zero !

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I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg

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if youre a 1200s merchant you need to be facilitating cultural exchange. If you achieve something else good. If you achieve nothing else thats okay. but you have to be facilitating trade-network mediated cultural exchange.

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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

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you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

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I love skeuomorphs. I love words retained in our daily vocabularies that don't describe what we're communicating at all. any obsolete remnant of a concept's origins or derivative phrasing. I'll bookmark a page, and that will mean saving a link to a website.

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if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

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I like preschool lunch time because it means I get to observe the Preschool Agora. or 3-4 year olds having conversations amongst each other in a large group. such as today they discussed who's been a baby before (conclusion: "even people we don't know") and who the first people were on earth ("let me guess," said one, "me.")

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it