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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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a telepath tries to read my mind to uncover my secrets but this is all they hear

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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could you (or followers) recommend a scent that smells like the pirates of the caribbean disneyland ride? like, wet, salty, kinda almost mildew-y, ect

i love getting asks when i know there's an objectively correct answer. presenting:

xyrena has a scent that is meant to smell like the pirates of the caribbean disneyland ride. go forth my beautiful steed

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