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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources
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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis
i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

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