vega | 23 | she/he/they | bi + nb idk man i just work here icon: @athetos | header: @kaseyno
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can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way
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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
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theres other stuff besides sex and drugs and alcohol but i cant ever think of any of it
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ppl are always like oh if i went back in time i would teach them all about electricity. well, i don’t know about electricity. i don’t know how to build a michaelwave. i would be the stupidest motherfucker in the 16th century. i wouldn’t know who the king is. i don’t know how to use a tinderbox. i can’t ride a horse. the only good thing about me is my immunity to super mega smallpox
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