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u should draw dark souls crystal lizard

he's 1 day old

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for those who come after

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I need to get a shower, but I don't feel like it right now. Everybody email me a single and beautiful drop of water until I am clean.

soppingwetemails@gmail.com

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Fuckk😍

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STUPID TWINK WHO WORKS THE FRONT DESK SKIPPED BAD ROMANCE!!! JAIL FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!!

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Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

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i hope people are aware that the dominant strategy in competitive magic the gathering right now is putting vivi from final fantasy 9 in a witch's cauldron to extract his powers

watch any tournament footage and you will see him being boiled in the corner, often on both sides of the table

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The boss is riding everyone's ass to get the project finished by next week. The boss is really busting our balls. The boss is really jerking us off. The boss is really giving us the sloppy toppy. The boss is doing sexual intercourse on us.

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IS there such a thing as too horny?

YES druddigon

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Love it when the bots fully just copy stuff with no comprehension<3

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This is routine stuff for us librarians, too. This is a good one- I like these kinds of requests.

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feel old yet? 10:36 was 0-24 hours ago

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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

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'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

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Uh i sure hope there's not