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cosm0tology · 25 days
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Kill them with kindness? WRONG! SEPTEMBER 14TH 6:19 PM!!!! 💥💥🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢💥💥💥💥🎢💥🎢🎢💥💥💥🎢💥🎢💥🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢💥🎢💥🎢🎢🎢💥🎢💥🎢💥🎢💥🎢🎢🎢💥🎢💥🎢💥🎢🎢💥🎢💥🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢💥💥💥🎢💥🎢💥🎢💥💥🎢💥🎢🎢💥🎢
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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*taps microphone*
ride the cyclone
*waits*
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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Girlie just wants a hug (I love her so much I am going to die)
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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him: “you better not be Monique gibeau in post war France when I get there”
me asf:
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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Catfish!noel is OUT. Noel and Mischa are secretly dating but not able to come out for both of their- mostly Mischa’s- safety (they go to fucking catholic school ffs) and talia being a codename for him is IN
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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Yknow, for a minute i wasn't a fan of the hc that Noel knows French, just because it feels like it's piling on to the already multilingual man that is his boyfriend, but then I realised.
These people live in Canada. They probably all know French.
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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did everyone forget about Noel and Mischa being gay catboys during SABM I’m crying😭
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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"Noel panicked when Karnak said he could show Mischa his life with Talia, that means Noel is Talia."
first of all, no.
second of all, remember that Noel and Ocean and everyone else thought that Talia was FAKE. And if Karnak was saying he could show Mischa his life with her, they probably thought itd show the brutal truth she wasn't real or some dude catfishing him.
AND if Noel did believe she was real, imagine how DEVASTING it wouldve been if Mischa DID see the life he'd have with Talia. He's dead, and even if he'd been the one picked to go back, he's in canada and shes in ukraine, it still would likely not happen.
also the catfishing theory SUCKS i hate yall who genuinely think noel is talia in any other way than it being a codename. okay gn
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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mischa’s “in my song there will only be profanity in chorus” (i’m paraphrasing) line is funny and a jab at ocean but it’s also defending noel. like before, ocean is criticizing noel’s song, talking about how he just sang about being a sex worker and said fuck in the chorus and then mischa comes in. he’s annoyed with ocean and makes sure noel doesn’t feel bad about his song. true love ig
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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Say what you will, I am firmly of the belief that Noel HATES words like “slay” and “girlypop”
And so Mischa makes it his lifelong mission to start saying those things to annoy his boyfriend. They’re just cuddling on the sofa one day and Mischa goes “Pass me my water, girlypop” and Noel gasps and just about dies.
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cosm0tology · 25 days
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the dead choir boys acting fruity again call that pride the cyclone
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cosm0tology · 1 month
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can we make some noise for miserable fictional women
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cosm0tology · 1 month
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"she put people into pies" so what? that may be true but have you considered that she's very silly? have you? god forbid women do anything
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cosm0tology · 2 months
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its ok man its basically totally normal for two regular friends to jerk eachother off everbody does it dude its all good its not even gay its normal
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cosm0tology · 2 months
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the way people in this fandom have treated leah so horribly shatters my heart
she is annabeth, whether you like it or not, and she plays the role perfectly
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cosm0tology · 2 months
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does… does annabeth have other shirts?
cause no matter where she is, even if she’s away from camp or with her family or traveling, she’s almost always wearing a camp shirt
someone buy this girl a kohls gift card or something PLEASE
there are better colors than orange, bestie. so much better. there’s a whole other world out there. i recommend blue for you. that’s a good place to start i think 💙💙
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