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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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anerican choese

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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love starting a post with "btw" with no relation to anything i've previously said. this stream of consciousness ends when i'm dead

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hello, I'm just going to leave this here:

https://x.com/arminvincible/status/1765771040339136783

I hear you loud and clear

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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

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Um, ow?

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The answer is however many show up outside the window he tosses food scraps of. I'm sure Astarion comes up with beautiful names for each of them but they're just called "cat" 85% of the time.

Bed time would be a real unbalanced situation during winter.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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I think I could be more off-putting if given the chance. Release me from my enclosure

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Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

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Sometimes I forget my family and I live in completely different circles mentally

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