cosmic-horror-jester

[cosmic-horror-jester]

what are you? 89 years old?

no? i don't think i am? i font know as far as i know my species is supposedly just me and my kits

[cosmic-horror-jester]

how fast are kits supposed to age? they're already basically adults I'm scared

[cosmic-horror-jester]

WELL DAMN IM A SINGLE FATHER COME ON/silly

king dededeez nuts lmao

[@cosmic-horror-jester]

I hope you implode again

[cosmic-horror-jester]

i mean, if you want to have little versions of yourself running around then sure go for it, if not don't i dont know.

how’s parent life treating ya’? /silly

-@superhell-survivor

the kids can swear and call me hammer. its a pain but honestly im really happy i get to experience this! they're getting smarter every day.

[cosmic-horror-jester]

how’s parent life treating ya’? /silly

-@superhell-survivor

the kids can swear and call me hammer. its a pain but honestly im really happy i get to experience this! they're getting smarter every day.

[cosmic-horror-jester]

proud of myself,

would do again

yknow fair enough

[cosmic-horror-jester]

teaching two kits to read write and talk is hard, buuut they bit my Magolor and can swear at my Magolor so everything's coming out great

[cosmic-horror-jester]

*punts*

you've punted a single father i hope you're proud of yourself

[cosmic-horror-jester]

hey, i noticed that some old asks are disappearing

wait huh? they are? thats weird i haven't been deleting them? probably a bug :(

[cosmic-horror-jester]

*h34dp4ts*

aaaaaaaaaaaa

[cosmic-horror-jester]

lm40 y0u g0t th3 b4by f4c3 curs3

g3t h34dp4tt3d

no headpats! i bite! and i mean...i dont think its a curse? having a baby face means i look innocent which means i can get away with sooo much more >:3

[cosmic-horror-jester]

M4rx y0u l00k l1k3 4 ch1ld ngl

Fair enough honestly, shockingly get that alot but i assure you i am not a child, at least a teen at most a adult, im just baby faced :3

[cosmic-horror-jester]

why do you have unique clothing

why the especific hat

why jester

why why

i like the style, duh! plus i can insult the king without getting killed being a jester :P i like making fun of people and myself and thats a jesters job!

[cosmic-horror-jester]

🍪 🍪 🍪

:)

YIPPIE!

[cosmic-horror-jester]

I LIVED, BITCH!

-@superhell-survivor

YEAAAAA!!!!! PROUD OF YOU MAN!!!

[cosmic-horror-jester]

*throws him into a ravine only for him to fall on top of a therapist*

i am seeing a trend of being thrown and therapists here. somethings going on here.

[cosmic-horror-jester]

T a k e h i m ?

i will in fact take him, at least for now, they look like a little warrior what will i do with him? dunno.